C(h)arlie UK

will be unfollowing Carlie in 37 days if she doesn’t admit I’m funny

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Abracadabra

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Man I cannot wait to go to the Dolly Parton concert, I hope nothing bad has happened

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

I’m gonna do what Utah drivers can’t!
(flips blinker on)

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Driving with progressive snapshot is so embarrassing 🫩 like sorry no I can’t rush on over they are tracking my speed so I can MAYBE save a few bucks on my insurance in a few months 😀

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Nothing ruins a drink more than something that ruins a drink #yaknow???

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@erickson_s50378 Better then a slur!

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Dear Lord please don’t let me shit my pants after eating this lettuce 🙏 amen… double it and give it to my enemies

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Just found out Tate McRae says “ til my throats bleeding “ and not “my dogs bleeding” 🥀😔 #dontcalltn

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

How do deaf people look down to take notes bc if they look down won’t they miss what’s being signed 🤨

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

@mcqueensexyman Maybe the bugs laughed

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Asking my dad if we are still hanging out just incase he decided he didn’t like me anymore 😼🤘🏼

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

When she’s a solid cook but her roommate is dating long neck Ellen DeGeneres 😔🥀

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever sang your heart out to wait for it while your driver was crying their eyes out 🙋‍♀️

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Knicks won and New York saying “we needed this” GIRL BE SO FR RN yall have an incredible mayor, taxation of the rich, child care, affordable food coming…just being greedy at this point😭😭

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Cried in my therapy appointment instead of making the best jokes known to man, so I’m never showing my face again there

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Justin Biebers Coachella basically telling everyone if they want the old him so badly just go look him up on Yotube😭😭😭

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Hotel gyms are NOT for working out at. They are for trying new exercises I’m too scared to try in public

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

How I feel @ 25 having my dad drop me off and pick me up from places bc my car is broken

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@erickson_s50378 Babes you didn’t even get into the queue

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Since Harry styles and I share a birthday, I’ve been inspired by him to make my birthday party $1,000 (not including tax) to attend. If you are a real friend you’ll do it

[C(h)arlie UK @ranchstripping]

Filing taxes is so easy, you just hand them to your dad and then go get Shirley’s with the girlies. Not that complicated