Randall Ritchey

10•24•20 👰🏼‍♀️ Dog mama to Jake & Mads & Lilo• Running off chaos, caffeine & Jesus ✨

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My everyday life is a blonde moment i swear

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Yelling at someone & cussing them out is not going to get you anywhere but a hang up of the phone.

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My husband wants to get into the investigating dead people field ANNNDDDDDDD i don’t know if I’m fully ready for him to have those thoughts for 3-5 business years

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2010-2012 Randi was really annoying. I literally hate seeing old FB posts 😅😅😅

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@roseski17

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I feel like i didn’t hit puberty till i was 25

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I feel like people hate on virgos. Like we’re not all that bad

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I literally have been crying all day. Make all these emotions stop.

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@DCDoc33 @Walgreens @riteaid AND KROGER

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I feel like a whole new bitch ever since i got eyebrows. I love lamination so much

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UGGHH I HATE UNION NEGOTIATIONS

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My niece told me that she was cool because she was wearing a choker necklace..AND YA’LL. I ALMOST WENT TO FIND MINE FROM JR HIGH

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People think I’m nuts when i say i want a mini van, BUT COME ON NOW-stow & go, sliding side doors, https://t.co/nEkXaS9cBq. Dog mom needs a mini van

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Going back to Cap for 3rd party recruitment and I’m just excited for the pie 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Randall Ritchey @randall_2017]

Do you ever just feel like an outcast? Asking for a friend

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I only work 12 hours at Kroger this week and my mental status is relieved

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@YessicaTager I LOVE THIS

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@Naked_Mole_Ratt Me 🥹🥹🥹

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And let’s just say majority of my back pain is from sleeping with 3 dogs. But I’ll risk the pain for some dog snuggles

[Randall Ritchey @randall_2017]

My life is not the same because i have a stock pile of OTC lidocaine patches. My constant back and neck pain thank me.