Jessica Randall

Head Honcho of the House | Ambassador of Buzz for Randall Financial | Freelance Word Wrangler |

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

Nancy Pelosi opening a beef stick with her teeth while fighting an insurrection is my new favorite thing.

[Cheri Beasley @CheriBeasleyNC]

Ted Budd voted against job training and apprenticeship programs that prepare North Carolinians for good-paying jobs that can support a family.

You shouldn’t have to go to college to get ahead, and I’ll fight to expand these programs in the Senate.

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

@briancolligan Yep, I'm waiting to hear why a surbaban housewife in Cramerton, NC (me) could know this was going to happen in advance but our military didn't? The Capitol should have been protected. Why wasn't it?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Before you decide if the former president is responsible for the Capitol riots, remember that in America you’re innocent until proven guilty, then proven guilty again, then proven guilty again and they hold a hearing in primetime to show everyone how you’re really, really guilty.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Fox "News" isn't airing the #January6thCommitteeHearings because Sean Hannity is involved.

[Zach Conine @ZConine]

Today, I directed our team to divest the State of Nevada from any investment in a business that profits from the sale or manufacture of assault-style weapons. No one policy or law will fix this crisis, but we all must do something. 1/2

https://t.co/gBz3sVt0yi

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

@brandicarlile just killed it on @nbcsnl ya'll.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Good writing is a delight to those who read it and a mystery to those who write it.

[Ryan Warner @cprwarner]

Please read articles before you comment on them.

Love,
Journalism

[Kevin Randall @KevinRandallNM]

Don't forget to work treating yourself into your budget to help keep burnout at bay. https://t.co/fhyr3fRa67

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

Two of my favs!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Said hey to Stephen the other day

@StephenAtHome
@colbertlateshow

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

@HeyTimGriggs @nytimes Digi-only subscriber here! 🙋‍♀️

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

@mrBobbyBones I'm listening to your book! Happy birthday from someone who is not your friend 🙂.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Let me be clear: I have no problem with sane people owning guns.
I have a big problem with crazy people buying and owning guns.
I think we need better ways to tell the difference.

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

Things I haven't missed over the past 12 months: angry white boys shooting holes into strangers.

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

Normalize teaching your white sons coping mechanisms for having a bad day.

[Kevin Randall @KevinRandallNM]

If you have questions about how different types of insurance fit into your financial plan, we can help. https://t.co/aZMchA0Ieo

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

@CherylAWilliams So you think entire systems ... masses on both sides ... real people who have devoted their lives to law ... are all rallying against Trump because they all have an agenda? How is that easier to believe than the basic idea that Trump might actually be wrong?

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

My 7-year-old wants to send a valentine's day card to @taylorswift13 and I just realized I do, too. 😍

[Jessica Randall @randall_jess]

You gotta be a pretty big schmuck for @tomhanks not to like you.