Randy

There's two things that I hate, It's having to cook and trying to date.

[Coach Beans @CoachBeansTTU]

What if UT wins and plants their flag in a yell leaders ass

[Tyler @Tyler_UTHorns]

This is most definitely the gayest shit I think I’ve ever seen in my life… I hope bevo stomps on reveille🤣

[Randy @randall_oliver3]

I don’t know who I am

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Any country folk wanna weigh in on wtf this lady saying? 🤠

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

OMG. THIS IS 🚨🚨🚨🚨😂😂😂😂

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

WE’VE GOT A CANNON 😂😂😂

#CollegeGameDay

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

This scene from Friday Night Lights could single-handedly put Viagra out of business..

[Kody West @KodyWest]

Big City Blues - Charlie Robison

[Randy @randall_oliver3]

No mean tweets though

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

What is a Woman available now for everyone: https://t.co/6jFqfuKPJu

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Good evening

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

My PR guy wanted me to go buy my album on release day… Somehow I knew that wasn’t going to go well.

@calebpressley
@TheoVon
@GKuhlenschmidt

[Whiskey Myers @whiskeymyers]

IYKYK

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

I posted a video of Joe Biden inappropriately touching kids on Instagram and it got flagged by Politifact saying “there is no evidence Joe Biden is a pedophile”

Well here’s your evidence

Biden’s team would really hate to see this shared

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

I feel like a prisoner doing my time, behind bars of regret reliving my crimes

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“I’ve been sitting here drinking, my standards are sinking again…”

@themoonpies
https://t.co/acdJfL3sYy

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

Yordan's Championship Clinching 3-Run HR through the eye's (Cameras) of Apollo 🤘

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

😂😂😂

[Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot]

Broke-ass, bitch-ass, raining on your head ass, Phillies-ass soggy cheesesteak ass bitches. BUY A ROOF!!!

[APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU]

Sweep tight, Houston. #LevelUp