Kyle

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

@randallallgay Do you think men would like me? Women reject me all the time but I wonder sometimes...

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

@randallallcold nothing is colder than my heart.

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

@thasportswrita Can you teach me now to deal with rejection. As a minority, I assume you are used to it.

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

@randallallemo hey you want to have a sadness party later?

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

anybody want to follow me? or are you going to reject me too.

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

@randallmattd Your the greatest quarterback ever. How do you not get rejected by girls.

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

check the blog for 101 ways to get rejected. They are all real. FML.

[Kyle @randallallkyle]

I was just at McDonalds and saw the most perfect girl so I said hey and she told me "fuck off you hidious fucking chud".