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[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Telling the ultrasound technician my last meal was ice cream cake

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Damnit bitch I said let go

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[Malik @Leekkforkeeps]

At work and this Mexican baby in here losing her mind over something and this is all I’m thinking about

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Erika de Casier Philippines @no1lastsforever]

all is forgiven when this video exists

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

Let go of your hate, little one. It is the rain that grows the grass, not the thunder

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[k6s 👼 @draimgang]

this shit probably feels so good if you're a game

[s. @sunteioles]

a day out doesn't go by without me noticing this classic male behaviour

[mona ⋆˚࿔ @monaishungry]

bro WHO are you 😭😭😭😭

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[miri @eggoslug]

I love when I get ice cream with my friends and they’re ordering stuff like vanilla or pistachio and then my fat ass gets the Chocolate Chunk Chunk Chunk Chip Cookie Dough with Brownie Fudge Gooey Caramel Toffee Crunch

[juli @urcancerboyf]

me when a girl isn’t automatically nice back to me cuz im gay

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

How summer feels when you have the hottest room in the house