Randall ★ Maynard

Creative organism

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

You can see #SpiderMan vs. #Wolverine? Right now? Watch it here: https://t.co/Dm2EJBKviI

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

@NerdyMcHoodlum I thought I could maybe help with this but 900 drafts later all I can say is “a Martian is pretending to be human for some reason and I have no idea what the hell is going on with the rest of that”

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

@nesgritton If we can’t jive on Spider-verse then I have no idea how it even got this far. However if the use of “jive” is a dealbreaker, fair enough.

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

@AstoryintheEnd @nesgritton I think being able to snarl “my music is for PHOENIX” and have someone *get you* is the highest form of romance

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

I tried to warn you about condors, @KatieGoldin and now it’s too late!!

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Under normal circumstances, a person would welcome the opportunity to closely observe a group of California condors.

But over the weekend, more than a dozen of the majestic birds descended on a woman’s home and “absolutely trashed her deck.”
https://t.co/yoyOmk8J4f

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

And a space fourth of may to you also today

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

@CrawfordComic (I’m sorry)

[Kristen Stryker @strykerk1]

Far Side is trending and I'm loving it. My favorite and so relevant today.

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

Quick update via autocorrect confirming my name is still *plagued* on an astronomical scale

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

@Sharronica Embarrass and Matthew mcoufhnahey

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Please do not pay attention to me when I am making a mistake

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

For some reason the documentary Cropsey doesn’t include anything that says WARNING: WATCHING THIS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[SN🙂FU @snafuqd]

you had it, you had meat coffee, it's too late now you cannot change this

[FartPowder @fartpowder]

Block enough ads and you start to get the good stuff

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

15.
She was 15.
She was 15 years old.

She called the police because she needed help.

They killed her.

Police are pointless!

[Randall ★ Maynard @randallmaynard]

#GeorgeFloyd #DerekChauvinTrial

[Romina Ruiz-Goiriena @RominaAdi]

@WesleyLowery https://t.co/ybjREICqjB

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Normalize sending cops to prison for murder