RλπDλLL RΞI-72

Systems Engineer - Padres Fan! Tesla M3 & MY Performance owner. FSD Beta Tester, PowerShell all the things! Long $TSLA! 🚗🔋⚡️💰📈 🚀

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

Wouldn’t know… don’t have Netflix 🙄

[MLB @MLB]

Philadelphia, you were amazing 🔔 #AllStarGame

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

Would honestly be embarrassed to drive anything else!

[stevenmarkryan @stevenmarkryan]

Products so good they sell themselves.

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@infinityquant @garyblack00 It’s literally all he talks about now… lol

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@MrBeast 91313

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Teams are go for launch with a $135 price per share for the SpaceX IPO → https://t.co/HlsF4GxRbI

[James Stephenson @ICannot_Enough]

🚨BREAKING:
Tesla has been authorized by the State of Texas to operate driverless vehicles commercially under the new law that took effect today, May 28th, 2026. Tesla has officially self-certified the software running on its robotaxis as Level 4. $TSLA

[Tesla @Tesla]

You don’t have to drive anymore

[i like teslas @iliketeslas]

@elonmusk Starlink has done more for humanity than all NGO’s combined

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Approval of FSD in China is the most financially material event of the year for $TSLA

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

It drove me around all day today! It’s nice having your own chauffeur!! 🚗⚡️🦾

[Tesla @Tesla]

Try FSD Supervised

https://t.co/Axb8duLwnI

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FINAL: Giants 9, #Dodgers 3

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@elonmusk This still true today, I hope?? Still holding my shares!! Just purchased my 4th Tesla. Best cars you can buy! Thank you for everything you’ve done for the planet! 🌎 🚗 ⚡️🚀🦾

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla.

Loyalty deserves loyalty.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Over 10 billion miles driven on FSD Supervised

https://t.co/AaKZlWvuTR

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Without this global town square for free speech, a lot of important things never would’ve seen daylight.

Real-time information governments tried to bury. Scientific debate that was actively censored. Voices that would’ve stayed silenced forever.

Respect to @elonmusk for being the man in the arena when it actually counted. 🫡🙏

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@elonmusk @xai Grok has been completely unusable for the last two days. I have a premium acct and it only seems to work when using Grok through X. If you try to access it through the Grok webpage you get this almost every time… it doesn’t matter how long I wait to try again…

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@grok how am I ever going to solve all of life’s problems again??? It’s been like this all day… and I’m a “paid” user…

[RλπDλLL RΞI-72 @RandallReitz]

@TeslaBoomerMama 🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🦾

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

#PadresWin!

FINAL: Padres 2, Angels 1

[Ryan Cohen @RyanCohen24]

Life is better when the Padres win.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!