Randall Rodgers

[NWS Austin/San Antonio @NWSSanAntonio]

Here is the doppler estimated rain from the past 5 days across the region as a combination of near-record levels of moisture in the atmosphere and slow moving disturbances led to repeated rounds of heavy rainfall each night from Monday through Thursday nights with flooding. #txwx

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car https://t.co/pqlebCUIOE

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Big media take: the only reason broadcast TV networks still exist is the NFL. Go look at ratings, if the NFL isn’t on NBC, CBS and Fox, what are people watching on these channels? Bigger media take: sports is the only reason cable TV still exists. Am I wrong? Debate, discuss.

[Steven Taranto @STaranto92]

With Dodge set to return to NASCAR...

Which modern day Cup driver should get the part in a remake of the old Octane 93 commercial?

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

@NASCARonReddit

[Atom @Autolock]

Too good not to share-

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

City won’t even review our plans unless we include the names of all contractors and subs that will be doing the work.

Surely there must be some mistake.

Nope, it’s true.

And I even checked if it was April fools.

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

@MikeTaylorShow in true Texas State fashion we drank Ford Stadium out of beer before halftime. The bobcats traveled today. #EatEmUp

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

@MatthewBerryTMR Caught a weird auto draft roster in a league and ended up with Deebo and Aiyuk. Would I be crazy to start both?

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

What an asshole

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Jay Monahan knows he'll be called a hypocrite.

See his full comments: https://t.co/SlSlWdnar9

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

💥💥💥@spurs fans celebrating #1 draft pick by honking on Commerce St. #KSATnews #GoSpursGo #PorVida

https://t.co/vzxHbOywSm

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Gilmore putted out faster on the first hole of the Waterbury Open than Patrick Cantlay hits his driver. Just watch

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

FUCK PERDUE

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

@NWSSanAntonio We need our own groundhog in south Texas

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Sigh

[Vinnie Vinzetta @VVinzetta]

XFL League President Russ Brandon, who worked as an executive for the Bills for 21 years, and attended ownership meetings for two plus decades, told me the long standing thought that Jerry Jones will never allow the NFL to put new franchise roots in San Antonio is 100% true. 🏈

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[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

Let’s celebrate the reopening of Pinehurst No. 8. RT this for a chance at a round for you and a guest on No. 8 and The Cradle. And, with No. 8 being our Centennial Course (see the "100?"), we’ll toss in a $100 gift card for each of you to use in the golf shop.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Every year, right at this time, I get so excited. The weather turning & college football resuming. And every year I try to get into it & I just can’t. My biggest regret in life is going to college somewhere with zero football presence. I’d give anything to enjoy this time of year

[Randall Rodgers @randallrodgers]

@PGATOUR Who?