Randall Silvis

Father of two amazing sons, Drue Heinz Literature Prize winner, writer of crime, slipstream, and mainstream novels, biker and hiker, and lord of the soup pot.

[Randall Silvis @randallsilvis]

@WWG1WGA_1Q What a brilliant idea! Do it!

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@Sofia50020Sofia Pack his suitcase.

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@ElonVisioniX That's like asking a 3-year-old if she wants a lollipop.

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@DonaldTrumpVois It's past time for Soros to get what he has coming to him, and Elon seems to be the only man with big enough cojones to do it. I'm with you, Elon. Castrate Soros!

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@DanBig9953 This is where somebody needs to step in and speak for idiot parents. Congress -- yes, our do-nothing Congress -- needs to make gender surgery unavailable for anyone under 18 years old.

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@WorkElizab Get a job.

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@WHLeavitt @elonmusk Another great idea from a great thinker! Do it!!!

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@WHLeavitt Absolutely.

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@femalebodybuil6 C'est la vie!

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Short but Not Very Sweet https://t.co/ZCwOJtpKXx

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@Sabiha1278 Makes sense. Harvard has a gigantic alumni trust; Harvard produces idealogues. Trade schools have little to no financial support; they produce the people who keep this country running.

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@w_terrence He earned it. Democrats are a danger to democracy.

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My name is Crow. Wanna hang out? https://t.co/ltCUeRswfl

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Adieu, Duane Ollinger. "Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch" is not the same without you and Chad. The first episode of the new season sucks. But now you are free of pain and free to wander the cosmos and explore all mysteries. Enjoy!

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@kirawontmiss The public is not responsible for your paychecks. Your employer is responsible for your paychecks. Don't like it? Find a different employer. Tips are for quality of service. Hard stop.

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My Confession https://t.co/4QstqhS9T9

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@NoDMsPerfavore Of course. She's buying essentials, not garbage food. Not sure about the Snickers, though. (Though I ate my share of Snickers when I was a kid.) Ah hell, let her have the Snickers. Everybody needs a boost of chocolate joy now and then. 😄

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@ronsterd89 The skin.

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@oelma__ Men deal with women dealing with periods, pregnancy, and menopause. Because we love you. 😘

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@AmericaFirsst All 20. Still have/do most of them.