Rob Randall

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Look who’s on it!!

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Effin drain cover

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

Over the last 36 hours, we have witnessed the very soul of Nigel Farage — his essence.

It has been over a month since he went into hiding, since serious questions began to be raised over his undeclared £5M donation.

A month since he appeared in front of TV cameras or underwent any questioning at all.

At 8am yesterday morning, Farage released a video, from a field somewhere, calling for rage. Calling for an end to the mythical two-tier policing.

Make no mistake, those were very carefully chosen words — he understood what he was unleashing, and his wish was granted last night in Southampton.

On Tuesday, the Home Secretary made a statement to the House regarding the murder of Henry Nowack. There was, as always, an opportunity to question Shabana Mahmood — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

No, of course not.

Today, Farage was granted a question at PMQs — the showpiece spectacle of the political week in which the country's news and politics fanatics tune in to watch — was Nigel Farage in attendance?

Yes, of course he was.

He had somehow found his way into work after missing 77 separate votes in Parliament because … he would, at least for three minutes, be the centre of the country's political attention.

His question was about the murder of Henry Nowack and the violence that erupted [on his command] last night, but he would not condemn it or call for calm.

Instead, he 'suggested' that this rioting might escalate.

This afternoon, he has performatively written to the BBC because someone on Newsnight dared to accuse him of inciting the violence — playing his perpetual victim card. Again.

And there we see the soul of Nigel Farage — a craven, desperate for attention, evil, petty and pointless man.

END RANT.

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 @Matedwards7 ‘I’ve got nothing against your right leg, but then, neither have you …’

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Orange might suit you xx

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Rooney56025194 @JamesAHogg2 Paul McCartney.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

TV star

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@justineclaire75 Ouch! Get well soon xx

[National Theatre Live @NTLive]

Where are you watching #InterAlia from tonight? 🗺️

Let us know below👇

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Looks like it needs mowing

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 It took them 3 years to make the sign more polite and call it ‘poo’…

[. @jdpoc]

Scientific Proof of Genetics.

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 They’re a bugger to iron as well.

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@MissJoHartley @NetflixUK @netflix Superb acting. My wife actually commented on how brilliantly you played your part 😊

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Is this a detached house in Yorkshire?

[History Girl @HistoryGirlBW]

Rare, early film of three stylish gentlemen demonstrating the use of a clapper stile gate in the English countryside. Incredibly, this was filmed in 1910.

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Teamgrassroots_ Foul throw ref
In the back
Got the ball

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@Cazlar123 Lovely pussies.

[Rob Randall @randalltowers]

@carolvorders Yes leave the phone downstairs 😊

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

I’ve worked out that if you did all the things you really must do, like good sensible people (checking energy tariffs, sit-ups, paying parking fines, getting the guttering fixed before the roof collapses etc) you would need 7 months every day.