randallvert

Computer scientist. Neurotic engineer. Ratchet-handed.

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Stupid AI games.

https://t.co/2OdrYb5ioS

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@dieworkwear Aw, I hate when my favorite writers try to score points being lazily reductive.

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@mattgaetz @daveweigel Well, get on with it then.

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@BardVorpal I do on account of PTSD, surely some others would because of their own experiences in upbringing or training.

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@w_terrence Siri, show me a thread of people who lost the game of peek-a-boo.

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@PicturesFoIder Easy. To annoy a million people at once.

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@kareem_carr Sometimes A do(B) is the only answer you need.

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@halomancer1 Shortsighted incentive structures.

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@viibeeng Processes like source control branching, code reviews, etc. we’re just invented by beta devs to stop the awesomest devs from being too awesome and bullying them on LinkedIn or whatever.

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@The_sigma_fem That she’s gonna be busy all afternoon?

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@moreisdifferent TIL that all it takes is some hair dye, exercise, and drinking children’s blood to make a middle aged man look like he works out and dyes his hair.

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@dieworkwear How many dads does he have?

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@AKorybko @jftaveira1993 @Kasparov63 “Whoops, accidentally annexed you a bit while you were busy with your quagmires.”

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@joshtpm The phrase “fix the immigration system” is doublespeak compliant tho.

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@WalterIsaacson Jesus. His mom needs to find him a friend.

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@jeanqasaur Cheats.

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@lindayacc @elonmusk 💩

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@SethAbramson @elonmusk Looking forward to a world of self driving cars that are invisible to each other.

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Will Twitter be toast?
Has everyone fled?
It's high time I shared
A Thread about bread

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@WantSomeFries2 Slightly different forms of trauma, mostly.

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@NQRW @stavvers It is obviously intuitive to measure temperature on the simple scale of seawater to horse.