Miranda Bourgeois

White Claw promoter. Jk. I just love the shit

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

@BayouBets225 @lexi_moreno That black dress tho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

AND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 are we gonna discuss how Jake Gyllenhal is dead to us now or?

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Literally sometimes crack up at all those who used to say my dear sweet husband, wasnt husband or father material.

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Not my kid fighting her sleep just fo be an asshole on a Saturday night.

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Soooo we can have school but not Jazzfest…. Makes sense 🙄

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

@AidenMcCoy6 Love y’all

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

@KoeWetzel Got plenty jerky down in Louisiana for my 30th

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Not me buying pink envelopes for party invites because white isn’t Lilly’s color..woops

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

When your besties are in Nashville and you’re home Mommin’ thru sleep regression. 😭😭😭😭

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

@chloemariiiieee Nope it can’t! 🌸🌸👛👛❤️

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

@lexi_moreno Wanna go f***k shit up?

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

My poor baby and her daddy haven’t seen each other in two days. If this damn turnaround don’t end soon 😭😭

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

True friends send you Luke videos from Grand Old Opry

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

First day off and I got a clean car and a clean yard. My kid screamed all day but I might keep him

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

If Dow doesn’t give me my husband back

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Happy Easter wherever you are AceBoog. Nothin like a little KG to get you nostalgic

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

It’s gonna be a long month, only day two and we miss daddy. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

My kids been up 12 times since midnight, I’m out of coffee creamer, and it’s been a helluva week. Where you at 2:40?

[Miranda Bourgeois @randaraexoxo]

Seriously. It’s a Wednesday. In the middle of Maurepas. Is it really necessary to be that loud?