Randa Simpson Hovater

I am Randa. Ran-duh. Not Rhonda. 26. Media Relations Manager. Dachshund enthusiast.

[DeAndria Turner @deandria_turner]

How precious! According to North Alabama Medical Center, little Coleson was born at 2:22 am on Tuesday, 2/22/2022 at NAMC! @waff48 Happy #22222Day

[Randa Simpson Hovater @randasimpson]

I just know I’d be going viral on Instagram right now ugh

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@BenjaminEnfield Did they try setting it to Wambo?

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Are we going to talk about Heather’s mini van or....? #TheBachelor

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Katie is the best #TheBachelor

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Victoria was definitely a producer pick #TheBachelor

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This girl is Anna #TheBachelor

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ABIGAIL 😍💕 #TheBachelor

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What’s with the random mannequin in the main room...? #TheBachelor

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Kit acts like her mom’s products aren’t sold at Ross and TJ Maxx.... #TheBachelor

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That doesn’t look like sweet tea....but ok sis #TheBachelor

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Ok girl, we get it. You brought a vibrator. #TheBachelor

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Imagine talking about Puerto Rico and your family, getting into a deep conversation and then getting TAPPED ON THE SHOULDER WITH A DILDO #TheBachelor

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“Very pressureful” 🥴🧐 #TheBachelor

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“I’m Victoria like the Queen”
“Oh...”
#TheBachelor

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Ok Kit is the new Corinne #TheBachelor

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But let’s be real, all the other girls are wishing they brought their “friends” to the mansion too #TheBachelor

[Randa Simpson Hovater @randasimpson]

I am NOT here for the 6 different sparkle pattern vibrator girl #TheBachelor

[Randa Simpson Hovater @randasimpson]

I’m here for the pizza girl #TheBachelor

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“Graduate student” #TheBachelor