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@DrAnshulGoel @1anshusharma @sherlockohms9 @IraninHyderabad @aajtak @anjanaomkashyap khud ko hi anesthesia chada deta h kya

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dinosaur got extinct cause they took too long to invent "love bombing", "breadcrumbing"

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@PokiriNani77 itna andr tk nhi leta hota bhai

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@RapperPandit there are 3000 more ways to say you're a fucking virgin

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@sanket chup bsdiwale chutmarike

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@only_ankitjain @theskindoctor13 aise toh mera ghr bn rha wha km se km 100 different majdoor ne kaam kiya hoga so I have created 100 jobs...idiot

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@prakdadlani @deepigoyal yeh wahi h jo ivf se baccha paida krte h

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@deepigoyal chutmarika poor aur rich ka gyaan derha lekin regulations se gaand phat gyi

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mercedes ne khud mr. likh diya

[awkwardgoat3 🐐 @DivijaBhasin]

My car is on my name. Divija.
I bought it with my own money last year.
I am extremely proud of myself for buying it.

And yet every single person from the insurance company and also the car company who has ever communicated with me has addressed me as sir or called me Mr Divija Bhasin.

The day I bought it, they sent me an official email addressing me as a man.

I sent them an angry message and that is when they changed it for the email communications.

However, they still address me as a man in other places when they communicate with me.

It is so frustrating that they assume only men buy cars. It is almost 2026.

Our country is still stuck in the 1800s.

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@abierkhatib well well well

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@Peakkohlism @bholination 67

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@AaryanPrateekX hmari baari aayi toh jeets stopped being a whore

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@dhruvxbug what else to expect from a techie...

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bodycon dresses for women is what minoxidil is for balding guys

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vishwaguru se ssc ka paper hota nhi baate chudwa lo bss

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hakla never dies

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@ShahTarini if chudbail had a face

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@niiitish @ShivAroor and we're whining after drawing a test

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@ShahTarini some random dude just told her all this bs and she thought it's real.... these jeets are going nowhere����

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@AaryanPrateekX @dudeitsokay fielding set h teri