Elizabeth Randel

Christ follower. Baylor alumna. CPA.

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

. @astros legit idea for Saturday’s game. Pleeeeeease make it happen.

[Houston Astros @astros]

⚡️⚡️⚡️

RETWEET to win a @lmccullers43 autographed baseball!

#OpeningDay #ForTheH

[Houston Astros @astros]

Let's start this day off the right way!

RETWEET to win a @JoseAltuve27 autographed orange jersey!

#OpeningDay #ForTheH

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

#heatstrokes2020

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Anything we can move outside this summer, "we should move outside," says @ScottGottliebMD on @CNBC, referencing sunlight's degrading effect on #covid19. Any gathering, like church services, are "going to have a safer environment."

[United Football League @TheUFL]

https://t.co/MXrjtLN38c

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

What I wouldn't give for a dull moment.

[Samantha E. @samanthalee816]

Yer a pilot, Peter #TheBachelor

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

@PhillipPRandel @klara_sjo I hope not 😬

[Micah Backus @micahbackus]

Did Matt Rhule borrow my 2008-11 Diamond Girls uniform?

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

@PhillipPRandel @dkdeberry Funny.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

This is really awful and incredibly tone-deaf and offensive to veterans, their families and all who serve. Come on SNL, do better.

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

I’m confused. Eric does know HE sent Angela home, right?! #BiP 🌹

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

The BEST #DugoutStareChallenge

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

First @SouthwestAir made me throw away my $7 drink before I was finished with it and now my bag is lost and all I got was a “I dunno” and a really awesome shrug. #ithoughtyallwerebetterthanthis 😭😭😭

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

Not the same extent, but I once had a tenured “ @BaylorProud “ professor that would flip a coin to decide if students would receive a C or an A. So maybe he was on to something preparing us for the real world? https://t.co/072mPY3gyh

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Video shows cops using coin flip to decide whether to arrest https://t.co/ZDxghFNIgW

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

Jeffery, in the janitorial department, is the real MVP at Minute Maid! Seriously nice and helpful! Someone spilled a full tall boy, and it was completely cleaned up in like 5 minutes. #giveJefferyaraise @astros

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

.@jtimberlake and .@JJWatt are back at it again with the bromance!
https://t.co/8PopyRN1xf

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

Repping the boys in Canada on a glacier. A little colder than MMP 😬 @astros

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

.@abc13houston @houstonpolice not sure who planned the logistics of Barbara Bush’s visitation today, but it was extremely organized. I was very impressed, so great job by all!!

[Elizabeth Randel @randel7]

Omg @lizashley44 https://t.co/3kqmX9F732

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

DEAL OR NO DEAL? Astros fans furious after @DICKS Sporting Goods pricing error on World Series jerseys
https://t.co/jptCdPGjbP