TheUbie

#TexasHockey
OM at Ingstad Media in Morris, MN
Streaming live guitar covers and improv M 8PM, W 8PM, SAT TBD

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

I realize that I never told the next part of the Saga of Vicky. Her time was short, but her replacement is here. Meet Celest, she's the beauty in blue on the right. On the left has yet to be named, but there are suggestions. #guitar #guitarist #youtube #metal #rock

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@RobertTiffin Yeah, that word was doing a LOT of heavy lifting in that tweet.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Especially if it includes Lybushkin like it sounds like it might. That might mean Robo is singing.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

I hate to see Bourque go. Not gonna lie. But since it's for picks that's a cap move which means something else is coming.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@samnestler We have a spare Hryckowian stashed away. In case we need a second lovable antagonizer.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@DallasStarsDDH "The Dallas Stars absolutely have to trade Robertson, but sources say he might want to stay with the team, however Nill has been fielding calls about him, but it's possible Nill wants to sign him again, still a meteor could hit the AAC..."

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@NotKennyRogers So, what was real enlightenment like?

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

The ability for Mike to completely commit to anything that's asked without a wink or nod puts him in the category of legendary. The kind of guy you build an entire mid card around.

[WWE @WWE]

They seem happier like this 😂

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Puck moving LHD. Because Dallas has a lack of those.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Weaponized competency. I love it.

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@RobertTiffin Sure smells like Robertson doesn't want to leave.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

The thing that all these other fans are missing: Robertson doesn't want to leave Dallas unless the offer is beyond amazing.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

It's less about making him the highest paid on the team and more about managing this coming season's lean cap space, really. I'll bet if this was next season, he's at 8x13.5 or 14.

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Pierre LeBrun: I think Jason Robertson really wants to stay in Dallas...but for the Stars I just don't think they can stomach making him the highest paid player on the team - Jay on SC (6/24)

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@SportsSturm Everything on there sounds great, except...where do you play him?

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@DaddyWarpig Sam Axe was a man of infinite wisdom. And also full of mojitos.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@DallasStarsDDH I'm waiting for your tweet two days from now which is:

"Hearing
#TexasHockey"

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Little known fact: George Washington's middle name was "Bacchus".

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

George Washington bred his own pack of hunting dogs and named them like a man with zero supervision. We're talking Sweet Lips, Tipsy, Tipler, Drunkard, and one named Vulcan who was so big a kid could ride him like a pony. Vulcan once stole an entire ham straight off the dinner table and bolted to the kennels. The General just laughed while Martha sat there furious.

But the dogs were only half of it. The man could DANCE. In 1779 he partnered with Kitty Greene at a ball and the two of them danced for over three hours straight without sitting down once. People at the time said he was actually elite at it. He called it "so agreeable and innocent an amusement."

And in his final years his big retirement hobby was building a whiskey distillery. Not a little hobby still either. By 1799 it was the largest distillery in America, cranking out 11,000 gallons a year.

So the real George Washington: breeds hunting dogs with names like Drunkard, dances for three hours straight, runs the biggest whiskey operation in the country. Founding Father behavior.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Gonna catch strays for leaving out some ships, but man dropping the Gunstar in there? That buys a ton of forgiveness from me.

[Dave of Wisconsin @DaveXDavieau]

SciFi used to be better

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Happy Dallas Cup day to all who celebrate.

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

Night Court
WKRP
M*A*S*H
Greatest American Hero
A-Team

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:

[TheUbie @randellrmiller]

@VictorEGreen Conductor of Chaos... I expect a train engineer costume in your future.