Randem

Dark horse of the internet.

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Simple minds need to believe in complicated solutions.

Complex minds learn to value simple solutions.

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@pnwguerrilla It's generally sterile, non-threatening, and filled with bright colors and shiny surfaces. They even have Starbucks inside.

The Target engineers understand the female mind well and exploit it fully.

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@ElectBilzerian They are part of our agreement with The Grays.

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@AB84 I used to like women...

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@LeadingReport Nobody gives a crap what Michelle Obama says. Even the left just can't be bothered to care about him/her.

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@naiivememe At 20 years old, this may have been the right choice.
She's not likely to have the skills to invest $450,000 wisely. At least this way, she'll have *some* guaranteed income for the rest of her life.

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@AmiriKing What exactly does this wardrobe accessory add to their experience?

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@VivekGRamaswamy Until you find out how much of that fraud is committed by Indians. Then, suddenly, your "incentives" will disappear.

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@AmiriKing I love how these idiots "accessorize" with huge stacks of prop movie money, as if we're supposed to believe they're actually rich, but simply CHOOSE to live in the ghetto... kerpin' et rill.

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@jackunheard Me

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@DanBilzerian For the record, Charlie was also pro-Israel for his entire life, until just the final few months. So he was not infallible.
Don’t worship heroes.

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@RandyGoat Just turn toward them. It’s polite to look in a person’s eyes when they are speaking.

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When I see a tweet with a formulaic setup (eg, “help me solve an argument”), I don’t just ignore… I unfollow and block. Grifters add no value to my timeline.

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@NXTisLove @letsgetrandy @BrianAtlas Losers will have an excuse for anything.

Winners will find opportunity in everything.

We see which one you are…

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@isfjcutebear Our guns prevented from happening here the thing that happened to the rest of the western world. And now everyone sees hope and is fighting, trying to save themselves. Our guns may have saved the world, and we didn’t even have to use them.

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Indians may think their immigration scam is clever, but while middle class Americans are displaced from their incomes, they retain their guns. And poverty creates desperation. This could turn out very different than expected!

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I remain utterly amazed at how willingly people will overpay a stranger to do the tasks that they can do themselves. We have endless YouTube tutorials, and several AI agents and people still remain afraid to do things for themselves.

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@LeadingReport Have millennials not heard of hookers? Many can be had for much less, and they'll get straight to the part you wanted every time.

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@LeadingReport A grammatical mistake that reveals you’re a foreigner.

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"Death by lethal injection" should be updated to include the Covid vax as an option.

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@RealHickory I don't want them merely arrested.

I want all their assets seized and used to benefit American citizens. And then I want them both given Covid boosters once a week, every week... for whatever remains of their miserable lives.