r007

crypto and stuff

[Ericonomic @ericonomic]

Kalshi real perps volume

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

🚨 Breaking: Joint announcement by Chinese AI labs:

“We are committed to AI safety and fully support Dario and Sam's call to slow down American AI research.”

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Time taken to reach a $1 trillion market cap:

Bitcoin: 12 years
Meta: 17 years
Tesla: 18 years
Google: 21 years
Amazon: 24 years
Nvidia: 30 years
Apple: 42 years
Microsoft: 44 years

[hibakod @hibakod]

>touch code
>bugs
>touch grass
>mfw also bugs

[Paolo Ardoino 🤖 @paoloardoino]

Wen Tether audit? nOw.

Today Tether announces its first full financial audit for Tether International, conducted by KPMG U.S. which resulted in an unqualified clean opinion, marking the highest result possible.
An unqualified opinion is the best possible audit opinion an independent auditor can issue.
(“unqualified” in accounting jargon means without reservations — not that the audit was incomplete).

Tether’s financial audit, by at least an order of magnitude, is the largest inaugural audit in the history of finance. My congratulations go to the entire Tether team and especially to our Finance function, which demonstrated its ability, precision and commitment to complete this review process within the highest standards across the whole digital assets and global financial industry. We couldn’t be more proud.

Despite our Company being subject to several years of detractors’ false claims, competitors lies, political attacks and misinformed coverage by several mainstream newspapers trying desperately to discredit us for the benefit of their friends in the tall ivory towers, Tether delivered what it promised: a full financial audit issued by a Big Four accounting firm, KPMG U.S.

Tether created the stablecoin industry with USD₮ in 2014, revolutionizing the whole financial industry. Today everyone talks about stablecoins, yet it all started 12 years ago, with a tiny team and a big mission. We were there when no one else could understand the disruptive potential of what we invented.
Our Company has evolved into one of the most financially significant and operationally sophisticated private companies in the world. This audit demonstrates that our financial infrastructure and governance have evolved alongside that responsibility. Today, more than 650 million users across all emerging markets continue to rely on Tether daily, choosing USD₮ as their currency, for their life savings, for their commerce, for the future of their children. These are people that have been left behind by the traditional financial system and they trust our Company to remain resilient amidst all the global uncertainty that plagues the world - the proof of that stability is no longer just a Tether promise; it's now an independent signed opinion.

“Never cared for what they say
Never cared for games they play
Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
And I know
Nothing Else Matters”

[Tether @tether]

Tether Completes the Largest Inaugural Financial Audit in History

Read more:

https://t.co/vWG0fFSUxH

[CoinDesk @CoinDesk]

ALERT: A phishing site is appearing as the top sponsored Google result for @Trezor, with the scam page already draining funds from unsuspecting users.

[Student Of Things @studentofthings]

Just confirmed, I found the Coldcard RNG bug 11 months ago and never reported it because they didn’t acknowledge me on the first one I reported.

[CCXT Library @ccxt_official]

🎯 CCXT now supports Prediction Markets! (v4.5.66+)

Polymarket, Kalshi, Hyperliquid, Limitless and Myriad through the same unified API — in JS/TS, Python, PHP, C#, Go and Java.

Address outcomes as MARKET:LABEL (e.g. TRUMP_WIN_2024:YES) or raw ids. Prices are probabilities (0–1), amounts are shares. Start with fetchEvents({}) — no loadMarkets() needed. fetchTicker, fetchOrderBook, createOrder, watch* — all unified methods work.

More prediction exchanges coming shortly.
📕 Docs: https://t.co/7caZWhUzvh
📄 Full announcement: https://t.co/T22EYEwqxC

[CCXT Library @ccxt_official]

Hello, CCXT community! 👋

We're starting closed beta testing for a new product and would love to get feedback from the community.

If you're interested in joining the first group of testers, take a minute to fill out this survey:

👉 https://t.co/qHdmi0RWPx

We'll be reaching out to selected participants soon. Spots are limited, so we may not be able to invite everyone, but we really appreciate your interest and support!

Best regards,
The CCXT Team 👨‍💻

[r007 @randguy007]

@spark02537425 @ccxt_official https://t.co/C7zMAekump

There are some available MCP servers already

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

Former Ferrari chairman Montezemolo tears the new electric Ferrari “Luce” apart:

“I cannot say what I really think: I would harm Ferrari. We risk the destruction of a legend. So sorry. Take the Prancing Horse off. At least the Chinese won’t copy this car”

[Owen Kemeys @OwenKemeys]

We live in hell

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

the market every time my memecoins start perfoming:

[Litecoin @litecoin]

Litecoin update:

• A zero-day bug caused a DoS attack that disrupted major mining pools.
• Non-updated mining nodes allowed an invalid MWEB transaction allowing them to peg out coins to third party DEX’s
• A 13-block reorg reversed those invalid transactions — they will not be included in the main chain
• All valid transactions during that period remain unaffected
• The bug is now fully patched, and the network continues to operate normally

[curb @CryptoCurb]

"so you staked your ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield?"

"yes, Dave"

"except you didn't want your capital to be locked up so you actually staked it with a liquid staking protocol called Lido?"

"that's correct, Dave"

"and Lido gave you a liquid staking receipt token called stETH in return?"

"yes, Dave"

"and then you didn't think that was enough, so you juiced the yield even further by depositing your stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer?"

"you are correct, Dave"

"and now you didn't want to lock up your capital, so you actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided you with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH?"

"you got it, Dave"

"and then that was surely not enough juice, so you then deposited your rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called AAVE so that you could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero whose security is held together by a 1/1 toothpick, which was obviously hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry"

"you are 100% correct, dave"

jfc.

[FFmpeg @FFmpeg]

Thank you to @AnthropicAI for sending FFmpeg patches

[Yam Peleg @Yampeleg]

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.