randi

when life gives you lemonade, add vodka

[randi @randi_dennett]

A lot can happen in a year. 365 days of happiness, sadness, uncertainty, love and loss. I so wish you were still here to listen to me bitch and whine about it all. Til we meet again my friend

#yourefuckingworthit

[randi @randi_dennett]

Thankful for A/C season, works better than any sound machine could

[randi @randi_dennett]

Postpartum hormones are starting to get to me, here I am sitting here crying over Next Level Chef while feeding my baby

[randi @randi_dennett]

Watching my husband become a dad has been my favorite era so far 🩵👨🏻‍🍼

[randi @randi_dennett]

Let’s play a game: am I passing a kidney stone or am I having contractions?

This whole “oh you’ll know when you go into labor” is bullshit, I’ve never been through this before. I don’t know what it’s going to feel like

[randi @randi_dennett]

It’s getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning for work. T-minus 5 weeks 🤰🏻

[randi @randi_dennett]

Did I just DoorDash half a dozen donuts from Dunkin to my office? Yes. Are pregnancy cravings real? Also, yes.

[randi @randi_dennett]

This third trimester exhaustion is really starting to kill me

[randi @randi_dennett]

I can’t wait for the pregnancy heartburn and restless legs to go away. Less than 7 weeks until we get to meet our bundle of joy

[randi @randi_dennett]

I’ve resorted to wearing my husband’s outerwear and even those are tight on me. t-minus 8 weeks until baby

[randi @randi_dennett]

I’ve been at work for 10 minutes and I’m already bored…is it time for maternity leave yet?

[randi @randi_dennett]

Not me checking to make sure every elevator I get into at the hospital has a valid certificate 🤣

[randi @randi_dennett]

Came home to the cats playing with a baby mouse..can’t locate where it came from or if there are more…guess who won’t be sleeping tonight 🙋🏻‍♀️

[randi @randi_dennett]

Things I don’t understand about doctors offices: you have a specific time you have to show up and if you’re late there is consequences but if a doctor is running 30-60 minutes behind, you have to suffer. And you don’t know a dr is running late until you show up. It’s bullshit.

[randi @randi_dennett]

I have never encountered a vehicle that has a UMaine license plate that doesn’t drive like an asshole

[randi @randi_dennett]

If someone wanted to buy me Zach Bryan tickets I’d much appreciate it

[randi @randi_dennett]

Had a table ask me what my name was today and I didn’t like them so I told them my name was Ashley and that’s what they called me even after I gave them their slips that had my actual name on it 🤣 I even got a couple of my regulars in on it too

[randi @randi_dennett]

I never thought there’d be a day where I was thankful that my parents got divorced but here we are after watching my in-laws scream at each other all night

[randi @randi_dennett]

Got sad today so I bought @tomsegura tickets to make me happier

[randi @randi_dennett]

Anyone else getting smooth criminal vibes from this halftime performance?

[randi @randi_dennett]

We’re hosting Michael’s family at our house next weekend and the amount of cleaning I need to do is ridiculous and Michael took off today to go ice fishing…