Randi Purvis

Depression is chronic but this ass is iconic

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

Never forget that time my coworker saw me outside work and said she didn’t recognize me because I looked pretty.

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

@KeithHabs 👀👀👀

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Please.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

Okay so why did The Bachelorette get La Quinta Inn and The Bachelor got the most gorgeous resort ever??

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

I follow one Instagram model. That way if I start to feel good about myself she’ll pop up on my feed and bring me back down to the appropriate level of confidence.

[KRUPALI @krupali]

Make sure your vaccine is from Pfizer and not Pfizer Landscaping.

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

Mack Brown’s drip though.... 🔥

[Carolina Football @UNCFootball]

Business trip 💼

#CarolinaFootball 🏈 #BeTheOne

[shelbae @ShelbyMcGoun]

Hear me out...The Purge, but instead of k*lling people, service industry workers get to say whatever the fuck they want to rude ass customers for 12 hours.

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

@austin_taylor03 I only feel a little guilty

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

i am SO SICK of summer i want FALL i want to wear PANTS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and i’m wearing a SWEATER

[Paris Price @realparisprice]

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

I was taking care of a patient the other day who was very seriously injured. And I stepped out to talk to his family briefly and give them an update. For context, he was Black. I told them what was going on quickly and asked if they had any questions. And this is what they said.

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

My toxic trait is that I set a budget for myself and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount

[Fall 🍁 @seasonaIvibes]

Mentally I'm here

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

@EricaE_Mejia 😂😂😂 I had to go back and read what it was. Love you too 😘

[Randi Purvis @randi_purvis]

@EricaE_Mejia LOL

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

You’re a pump-CAN, not a pump-CAN’T. 🎃🧡