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*Sarcastic Life Quote*
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[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

I avoid my own feelings, ain't got time for yours.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

Hello? Corporate, I'd like to report a lazy ass na for not taking care of her residents. It makes me sick and I'mma continue to do her job until y'all do something about her. Cuz that's just wrong. 😤
Sincerely, a person with an actual heart.

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

@KoeWetzel I've seen you 4 times in concert, traveled all over. You'll be 14 hours away in Fort Smith, Arkansas for a headliner this weekend and I'm leaving Thursday morning honeyyyy. 🙌🏼😩

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

@KoeWetzel lost my mind, lost my car.. but I'm still seeing you this weekend. For the 5th time 😩👏🏼😂

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Life’s pretty simple, just like don’t smoke crystal.

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

@_bigbrii https://t.co/IxzhVXNo1j

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

@KoeWetzel your new song drops and my liver does too. 🤠 #kuntryandwistern

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

Idk what's more disappointing, the festival in Texas being cancelled to see @KoeWetzel for the third time, or the fact it was on my birthday and now my birthday is cancelled too. 😷😪 #whoinvitedrona #koefuckinwetzel

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

@KoeWetzel For Texas...

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Happy February 28th mother fuckers.

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

DO YALL KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HIT ON FEMALES. 😂😂

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

Okayyyyy. Never made it obvious to a FEMALE that I wanted something and I'm upset cuz I never try for females besides this one

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

I always forget I have a Twitter. Probably why I only have 58 followers 🥴

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I ain’t livin like i should.

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

* at the bar *
Tiffany: "y'all need to catch up... Ketchup like Heinz 57.."
Jessica: "..... That's steak sauce."

[ᵣₐₙdᵢₑ🖤 @RandieRooster22]

This girl is fighting with her boyfriend and I played truth hurts to spice it up

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

people: are you ok?
me: yeah i’m ok

my earphones:

Sleeping Alone - Flatland Cavalry
1:47 ━━━❍──────3:51
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺
volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

My name is Mike Posner and I walked across America. Keep Going.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

This is embarrassing.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Sober October, let’s rage.