tortured poet Randi

she/they 🚺 Level 33. ✨ Married to @lsbe. 💍 Mama.🤱🏼 Bi. 🩷💜💙 —👩🏻‍💻“Technically, I am a freelancer, which is pretty much a modern day cowboy.”- Liz Lemon

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

Check out my little #Etsy shop, if you can. I've dropped some prices and want to share! Get water bottle stickers, cute charms and jewelry, and planning stickers. :)

https://t.co/bqcmlDILt6

[Emma @CampbellxEmma]

Hell of a way to finish an article

[KB @MindOfKB]

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.

This is America.

[Off Your Desk Co. @offyourdeskco]

We’re saying goodbye to X. The platform has changed, and it no longer aligns with our values or vision. You can still connect with us at @offyourdesk on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and our new home on Bluesky: https://t.co/VP2fGR71rK. See you there!

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

I don’t give a damn about BSB or Nick Carter but why do they need to tag AC on photos of Brian Littrell?? 😭

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

There’s something interesting about following a celebrity with an arguably (not in my house) bigger presence than the other. One sibling and RELATED get tagged with the celeb you care about.

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

More and more it looks like PA mail in ballots for Dem voters have just disappeared.

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

Her security yelling at the photographers to stand up so they can’t take photos under her skirt :( welcome to being a woman

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Stop playing in our faces. Y’all didn’t vote for Donald Trump because prices are too high. Y’all voted for him because your morals are too low.

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨🚨 F*** AROUND AND FIND OUT

After going viral with the phrase "your body, my choice," Nick Fuentes has had all of his personal details doxxed on Twitter by women.

Your house, their choice.

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

@Pattihatestrump Mine has yet to be counted in PA

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

"Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

Sending my husband into a restaurant because I want their chicken but don’t want to smell their seafood. 😂

[Chu @chumunga64]

I've never been worried about the me too movement. Why? Idris Elba said it best

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

Today marks the second time I’ve seen someone take another’s baby announcement and edit to make it theirs. I didn’t know that was a thing. It took me so long to get off my pregnant ass to get it done due to first tri. exhaustion and you’re telling me people out here doing this?

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

She’s now playing victim on FB where her friends are telling her “it’s a phase”. She didn’t hear a word he said and wants to delete her FB as if that’s the problem.

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

I know we’re mad at the white men right now but mine is telling off his mother and cutting her off over this election not simply for her vote, but the jubilation of “thank god he won”.

[tortured poet Randi @randiftw]

I know we’re mad at the white men right now but mine is telling off his mother and cutting her off over this election not simply for her vote, but the jubilation of “thank god he won”.

[xav ⋆˖ ࣪⭑ @repftv]

the minute pa turned red

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

[Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️ @Mr_PHROZEN]

And most of us ain’t even in our mid 30s