Randi Savage

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

W.W.S.T.D.?

(What would Shania Twain do?)

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@HardDriveMag @dropout @GameChangerSam Did Lou ghostwrite this???

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@ryanhallyall bird update PLEASE

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

The fact that we won’t get a HHN Bill and Ted to recap pop culture this year is hitting me particularly hard rn. Don’t text. 😔

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@shoestirman

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

Why does Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney just switch vibes for twenty seconds like that?

[ahn @petalgoo]

NO DADDYS HOME DURING USHER PERFOMRAVE

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@chunkytempeh_ Mu

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@IAmMattLewis Lmaoooooo I get it.

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

To the girl studying nuclear medicine technology in the Costco food court, I love you.

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@LoPrioreMike I would pay to see it

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

I got yelled at at work today over orbeez 😌

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

also, if you yell at me, my brain turns off. So this lady hollered for 10 min and I said “okie dokie” and she hung up on me.

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@TheRealFapachu were you the guy…

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

ate, went to the bar next door, watched our server come over in his apron, take a a shot of rumplemintz then go back to the restaurant. #inspired

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

Formal request for @benzi to bless us with a Halloween mix one day

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

would still like to fight a Netflix suit for cancelling sense8 🥰

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

“nobody wants to work anymore” brother i never wanted to in the first place

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

alone at HHN just consists of apologizing preemptively to people ahead of me in line then them laughing at me immediately as we walk out 🥲

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@EbEbbsEbbi bye bye cobbler

[Randi Savage @randisavage_]

@toadwiiitch @chunkytempeh_ perhaps a picky palate is the true flaw. 👀