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[Rand @randizzleDee]

@femceldrainer Number 8 on rosemary parmesan

[Rand @randizzleDee]

Never seen a movie’s supporters so insistent that it has 0 nuance

[libby ★ @libcantfunction]

You guys clearly do not understand women, that was not a look of disappointment because she wanted him to say yes, its a look of annoyance and frustration because men can never accept simply being friends with women without liking them. She didn't want him to say yes.

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@willforthrill So reacting to things is basically his main job?

[Rand @randizzleDee]

There’s really no reason not to show Trumps reaction to everything

[Rand @randizzleDee]

E

[HollywoodFaces @HollywoodFaces]

Elle Fanning.

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@greenonionlover WAIT I just remember you learned this from me lol

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@greenonionlover Was flabbergasted when I learned this

[Rand @randizzleDee]

The unemployed bitchless stay winning

[َ @solacexe]

niggas meet their girl off hinge and get their job off indeed and wonder why their life is slop

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump:

Grass has a life also. Like people, grass has a life.

[Rand @randizzleDee]

“allergy meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “clear” “noses” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being antihistamined by an antihistamine. it feels normal because you live in Hat Man Land

[serene @armourgraces]

“adhd meds Wow this is what normal ppl feel like” No. “normal” “people” dont “feel like” anything bc they dont exist. you are being stimulated by a stimulant. it feels normal because you live in 5th Reich Methworld

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@snailtattoo Omw

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@wustenfrau I;m trying

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@greenonionlover Someone at the bar stopped me to tell me I look like him

[Rand @randizzleDee]

I have to pee but I can’t right now or else I might “break the seal” and have to pee again in the near future. I need to remain having to pee to avoid this fate at all costs

[Rand @randizzleDee]

Leave him alone you freaks

[henry @arithmoquine]

have been on a long-running campaign to convince grimes that bladee is a bodhisattva. she sent him my diagram

(i'm the "math boy")

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@miss_ogynistic @buzzfeedjenny Talkin like she was made in a video game character creator 5 minutes ago

[Rand @randizzleDee]

She really went and found the absolute cinema guy 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx announces new album, ‘Music, Fashion, Film.’

Out July 24th.

[Rand @randizzleDee]

i desperately wanna try da big ah kool aid pineapples

[Rand @randizzleDee]

How yall talk about the new horror movie

[Rand @randizzleDee]

@handslikevap0r These are so much worse than the one liners everyone complains about