Randi Savage

pretty, zitty, swiftie, she/they

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Cover me in green tea and call me Matcha Man Randi Savage

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

I love TS I love this I love all of it I love the thrill of it all I love itttttttttttt

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Six more weeks of depression it is

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

FUCK

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Actually they can all get it. Somethin bout a top hat I guess. And the mystery of the groundhog 🥵

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

I’ll say it. The President of the Inner Circle, Shingle Shaker, can get it.

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Phil needs to not see his shadow and say #fuckice

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

I only wake up before the sun one day of the year. Today’s the day folks! HBD Charlie and HGD to all who celebrate

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

The Punxatawny fireworks show really doesn’t have to go as hard as it does, but we’re thankful it does

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

The thing about me is I have to think real hard about gore and roker bc sometimes I get my als mixed up

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Spotify is fucking me over rn 😭

Just give my taylorrrrrrrrr

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Coming out of twitter retirement just to say

LL Bean stands for ‘Ladies Love Bean’

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

and they’re all Big Dogs

[Sam Reich @samreich]

inside you theres just one wolf in two very different sized hats

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Cool thing about me is that I cry every time Paul Hollywood gives out a handshake

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

When will beck and Shakira collab bc that would be so fucking cool

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Happy birthday Taylor! Love you endlessly, forever and always (taylor’s version) 💕💕💕

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

Prue shops at Dan flashes #GBBO #itysl

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

when I say I got that dog in me, this is the dog

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

@Hozier album cover loses some seriousness on pandora lol. #whatsupdoc?

[Randi Savage @randizzlesmith]

“Pick out a switch” can mean two vastly different things depending on if your parents love you or hit you lol