shmerlin

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Took a picture of my ass, caught an orb

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

It’s taken 3 days to fully convince myself that I can ride a motorcycle

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Dont hit me up

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@eeekva It’s time

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@eeekva I be scarfing hot chip like I have kids to come back to

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

My farts got motion they should call me sergeant sulfur

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Hey guys im back! I was in the bathroom 🤑

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@kylelovesbladee Which one?

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@eeekva Thank you 🥲 I feel seen

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

2025 was the year of the booger baby

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@eeekva Don’t worry it’s booger baby and not *gag* loog *gag* baby

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Never give a fly a skateboard or he’ll start manifesting

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Fuckin momo smh

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Bellingham predictions:
Burned at the stake
I get yoked
Headstands

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

https://t.co/U3nZdpgr4X

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@kylelovesbladee YESSSS, you understand 🐴🐴🐴

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@kylelovesbladee Same :(( but I’ll watch those horse hoof cleaning videos where they change the horseshoe and scoop all the shit out highly recommend

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

@eeekva It made me laugh out loud

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Today I said “dude drakes verse on sicko mode is kinda goated tho” if anyone ever hears me say anything like that again you have permission to slime me out right then and there

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

Me and my truck and my big wife trap remix

[shmerlin @randlescandle]

I was meant to live on a farm with my hot blue collar wife who I cook and clean for and our hundreds of illegal armadillos #borninthewronggeneration