MasPatrittack

just a random dude posting his inner thoughts...(I should've left that autocorrect in there...it said posting his inner tacos!)

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@JuddApatow the solution has been right in front of us guns need more guns that fire guns

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pretty sure the chef on chopped just said roasted fentanyl not roasted fennel.

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F you trolls saying she's too old to pose in a swimsuit #whendoesthehatestop @CindyCrawford

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#intelligenceissexy

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you're totally allowed to say "I actually don't know enough about that issue to have an opinion"

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On behalf of the government thank you for saving us the computing needed to digitally age all of you sincerely, #YOBoiZuck

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Listening to a bunch of ladies talk about their vaginas is wayyy different depending on the ages!

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Ever just take a bath or shower during a lightning storm...just hoping?

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The finale of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia was a cinematic artistic, comedy masterpiece, you guys deserve every award ever! Wow Thank you for your gem of a show hope to see many more years of such talent @CharlieKellyPA @GlennHowerton @Always_Dee @DannyDeVito @RMcElhenney

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Sometimes I think I want to slip these earplugs in your nose when you snore.

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@sarahcolonna to get to the center faster

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@OpieRadio Its amazing to think how many people are now eskimo brothers with the Donald

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meh

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Sea turtle?

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I used Shazam to discover If You See Her, Say Hello by Bob Dylan. https://t.co/SqKs07zh4N