Crash Rampage

THATS IT!

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Being able to BODY the gravitron with little to no negative effects is exactly the flex you think it is.

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

The last Super El Niño was when I was a little boy

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Girls will look u dead in the face and say some shit like “I knew this guy, he was a squirrel guy and all the squirrels knew him.”

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

They got tweakers outside the liquor store raking leaves

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

It’s cool and good to see that our country isn’t a bot lobby.

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Creamy Leek Butter Bean

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Just realized my underwear has been inside out all day #externalskids #insideout2 @Pixar @Disney

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

For context I believe he was referring to a chicken sandwich

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

These guys don’t say things are “hit or miss” they say “do or die”. Just a level of intensity you don’t get in a big city.

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

I might be the only guy willing to say $75 is actually 73.64 after being molested by @Venmo

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

The Chuds Delight™️

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Dreaming of peculiar mechanisms

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Teddy meat, Randolph bread

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Seek Hole #seekhole

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Fil a or the don for today?

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

Some guys at work are dilly dallying willie nilly

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

There were dogs at 9/11 #newstome

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

@cheenis9 Old Navy is for SLUTS I been sayin this

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

I gotta stop fist bumping people with a drink in my hand

[Crash Rampage @randolph3500]

In the bathroom. A guy came into the stall next to me, violently unloaded then promptly stood up and walked out. No wipe, no hand wash, nothing. In and Out @innoutburger