Randy IV

Look, nobody expected this.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@billydbeaver I missed you too.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

Alright Granny @billydbeaver . It’s been a year since you sent me the cat shirt. You haven’t heard from me since I got it. Here’s what happened.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

A couple days ago I said goodbye to my baby of almost fifteen years. She should’ve died a year ago. A year we spent together, thanks to the magic of a stupid cat shirt and not taking a picture.
So, I’m sorry it’s late but, I’m glad for the delay. Your magic is strong. Thank you.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

December and January passed with a couple tough days. February, March and April came and went as we consistently adjusted to her new normal, whatever that may be.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@disgustud Leave her shoe on the roof.
Tell her you did it.
Await escalation while purchasing rubber band guns.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@disgustud He was all that came to mind when I read it. My mind raced past plenty of more famous examples.

I thought the kids were named numbers. This complicates things going forward. I’m working with brain damage here.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@s_f_spencerian @RyanStegman Wolverine 79 from the 90s ongoing series. This is preceded by the Fatal Attractions event across the X line. The bone claws story begins there.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@RoboDontKnow This is pretty much how I remember the MLF anyway.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@roywoodjr Half an hour away from Houston, Texas.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@CoreyRForrester Kool Aid is how you make it, bubba. A little oops with the scoops is all it takes.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@CoreyRForrester @JenKober @traecrowder @PuttinOnAirsPod Barry Lyndon is the fanciest and most depressing movie I have seen in my 45 years. I think it destroyed the idea that anything could actually be fancy. This film makes me sob openly in the sunshine. Not a movie to be watched in the same county as a pistol.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@disgustud Nor should you be, sir.

[Randy IV @randolphmorley]

@petergkrause @chipmosher I haven’t seen that newspaper masthead in decades.
I’m in.