Batshit Confusius

"Granted I'm not perfect but at least I haven't got white powder hanging off my left nostril" - unknown

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I found a link

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I still need to watch the footage but from the press conference, she's a beast it's unreal.

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Clarissa Shields is the shit. The confidence is sexy. She's smart and fearless. Undisputed.

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I no fit die fi nothing

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Everyday someone says RIP Nipsey

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And how about people who posted about Dr. Sebi yet still eat junk foods and drink milk n shit? Scary mofos

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I really wonder about society, are we mind controlled to type RIP for everyone who died who is a celebrity that we never met, but never type RIP to the people that we have met...

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When did Cassidy start battle rap, I mean what did he do for the culture?

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#TheAct is so messed up. I feel sorry for Gypsy cos it's the mums fault. Some parents should not be able to have kids.

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Extreme Love? This the batshit I love. But damn, those two fat donuts can't be saved, addiction is real. Sugar baby got the right attitude, but no fuckin' class whatsoever.

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Four percent battery and the wife's using my charger. How have we got one charger between us. More importantly how comes she doesn't have her own charger? Married life eh?

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I do a good Australian accent. Hands on. Dingo

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Those "Easter Eggs" in the movie US got me wanting to watch it all the time. I mean Umbra? Pluto...? Jordan Peele is too much, what a genius.

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I heard that marbles are a dying breed... People are losing them much more and don't know where to start to look for them. Such is life.

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I wonder if the people who stutter think the people who speak with a lisp think their shit don't stink...

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I wanted to write a tweet about my job and how much I hate the people I work with but I ended up spewing my thoughts about just that with only 6% battery life left.

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Who says that big man don't cry? You never miss the water 'til the well run dry...

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What time is good for nothing? Mind blown. Different paradox. Different strain. Random-ish.

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I stand on Twitter record that the culture could do without Tech 9. That $30,000 raised for his funeral, each and everyone who donated should be refunded. Be hasty.

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Es geht mir.