a dyslexic reader

just a random dyslexic person that likes reading and meat

[kaahaani @misskaahaani]

things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:

-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good (sniffs loudly)
-mama said you have weak neck muscles…make them stronga…then i can take you to school
-i have a strong neck, look (aggressively moves her head around)
-you have no teeth, look i have so many (grins)
-why you crying? tummy time is soooo fun (lays in front of the baby on her tummy)
-(loud whisper) NO SCRATCHING
-i would cry too if i was a baby
-mama said you can’t watch bluey, that is so sad (spends ten minutes telling her sister about bluey)
-dad makes dinosaurs sounds, it not a real dinosaur, they extin-t, don’t cry, we just playin'
-if dinosaurs were real, i would protecc you
-i had coffee one time (she absolutely did not)
-I heard you burp…you are ‘upposed to say excuse meeeeeee
-mama says you have knees but i dont see them…where are they (inspects legs)
-i have a pink car, you can sit in it
-you are my baby foreverrrrrrrr
-(pulling a miss rachel) [hcf's name], can you say mama? maaa-maaa. your turn! (baby coos) good try!
-can you clap? (claps loudly and startles the baby)
-[hcf's name] where is your nose? (touches the baby’s nose) there it is!
-oh my gosh so cute (every time the baby sneezes)
-i love you (baby coos) no i love you more because i am bigger (baby coos) no no i love you more (baby coos) you can't even talk yet so i win

[마댠 @ma_vayd]

전독시*내스급*화산귀환*백망되
웹소 주인공들로

스트레칭 합쉬다 합쉬다

[alina @zoesmaki]

they were so sexy for this holy shit

[뵤뵤잉 @kimyoyo3365]

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[yogurt 🎨 @kono_yogurt]

Shoutout to ely

[Fan🌪️ @MM200q]

kdj is obsessed with yjh:FACT

yjh is obsessed with kdj:FACT

Now i need yandere!yjh X yandere!kdj fanfic

[a dyslexic reader @random_dyslexic]

@OrchidCeasar @jaheonlee_d @SekwangHighBaby (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[zozo @Zzzx009]

giving orders to the boss

#BSD #文スト #太中 #soukoku #beastskk

[판부15 @fanBu85021]

기사착친이랑 솔음공주랑 게롱말2

[a dyslexic reader @random_dyslexic]

@130666fem @Seoulkimbakery "well um... If you don't mind" they turned a little shy "can I order the feeding service?" This feels embarrassing to ask but isn't this what people usually do when they go to maid cafes? "Oh and I'd like a picture together!"

[a dyslexic reader @random_dyslexic]

@130666fem

A small girlish figure walked into the cafe looking around

The figure is clearly not human but despite that they seem to be making an effort to not let too much of their 'other' nature show through their form

[Kim Yeobo ~ SeoulKimBakery @Seoulkimbakery]

@130666fem as Undere

https://t.co/Ij6TViBLHW

[🍅🍅🍅 @C__8956]

this shit took me 4 hours i will never get back

[쓩늉•todac_s @todac_se]

카카오페이지에서 추석기념 표지를 확인하실 수 있습니다!

[calli ☆ || pre-midterms hell BRAUN SAVE ME @kirarchivee_]

baby so smol im gonna eat u

[ラムネ @ramuramune_1017]

tiiv💚🖤

[금태양 @syaol1]

아즈에이/アズエイ

1day

[이름 @m2udm]

솔냐네컷 그리기
나중에 증사처럼 뽑아야겠다

[イシイ @noshishi_mchi]

wip

[백팔이 @sagong551803]

저한테는다소 가족처럼보이는데요...
여기마피아가 어딨죠?

[jam🍇 @soobcns]

the little ufo as jaheon’s hat.. tiny d squad & braun…what if i criieeddh