Saurabh Mishra 🇮🇳

candles & gifts on 👉31st oct👈
bike addicted🏍
art as hobby🖌🎨
committed relationship with tea🍵
msdian😎

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Nothing to lose✊
Everything to win😎

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Tm gulab de kr pyaar ka izhaar krte reh Gaye...
Wo Shaheed ho kr pyaar ka mtlb bta kr chale gye...
#1_year_of_pulwama_attack #soilder_lives_forever
#IndianArmy #NationsPride

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RCB fans to Kohli in today's #RCBvSRH match :

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Start:A run out
- 148 vs Pakistan
- 183 vs SL
- 2007 T-20 WC
- No.1 Test Ranking
- Those last over finishes
- That 6 at Wankhede
- 2011 ODI WC
- 2013 Champions Trophy
- Those quickfire stumpings
End: A run out
Thanks for everything in between those runouts
#MSDhoni
#msdian_4ever

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He Came,He Conquered and He Left Silently
#MSDhoni #ThankYouMahi

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*Destroyed in seconds*
She: aisi jagah maarungi baap nhi bn paayega...😏
He: main aisi jagah maarunga seedha maa bn jaayegi😝

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Dead people receives more flowers than the living because regret is stronger than gratitude 😔🎭😓💙

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When modiji addressed the nation but didn't gave any task😔😭
#Lockdown2 #IndiaFightsCorona

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She: Yr Corona Virus to bohot dangerous hota jaa rha h😨😱

Me:Hmm Covid-19 sach me dangerous h🤨

She: Haan wo hoga PR Corona virus se jyada nhi hoga😫

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Agr koi ldki sad status daalna shuru KR de...to smjh jao ballebaz pitch PR batting KR k jaa Chuka h😂😂

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Kaam dhandha, desh duniya, sb kuch h thhap...
Bs Ghar me baitho aur krte rho.. Tapatap Tapatap✊✊💦
#StayHomeStaySafe

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Taange failao🦵
Virus nhi🤘
#StayHomeStaySafe

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After 12 rounds everyday in #21daysLockdown

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Tm desh k naagrik,main police ka lath priye🤨
Bewajah bahar paaye gye to Pele jaoge satasat priye😁
#21daysLockdown
#StayHomeStaySafe
*Janhit me jaari*

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Time-Travelers:-Why is there sudden population explosion in December 2020🤔
Kyunki Deshbandi Hui thi...Nas bandi nhi
#21daylockdown
#IndiaFightsCorona

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Singles: Fuck Corona
Couples: Fuck Karona
#21daylockdown

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Indians after knowing China released another virus after Corona
#Hantavirus
#coronavirus

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When someone says " yaar ye 21 din k lockdown se virus kaise khatam hoga?"🤔
#coronavirusindia #21daysLockdown
#StayHomeIndia

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Khaaya China waalon ne...🤔
Haath Puri duniya dho rhi h🙄

[Saurabh Mishra 🇮🇳 @random_mishra]

Tm gulab de kr pyaar ka izhaar krte reh Gaye...
Wo Shaheed ho kr pyaar ka mtlb bta kr chale gye...
#1_year_of_pulwama_attack #soilder_lives_forever
#IndianArmy #NationsPride