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A piece of bread thats in trouble is toast

[Random Roger @random_rogahhh]

#tmlt or get up, however you want to live your life

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Get down

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Gotta get myself a unicorn

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Good morning ya hooligans

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Watermelon

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I feel bad for cactuses... Cacti. No one hugs them. I'm willing to change that @succuIent

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Hey guys, don't forget to smile today. You're ugly when you're mad.. Trust me okay?

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I wonder who came up with the idea for a frisbee

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Getting older isn't an option, but staying young at heart is

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It's so weird watching a cat eat a banana

[Random Roger @random_rogahhh]

Hey guys, don't forget to take your vitamins today

[Random Roger @random_rogahhh]

No matter if you have a heroin addiction, a coffee fetish or a cat fantasy, I will accept you for the mess of a person you are. It's cool

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Ways to get shot by most white girls: say chuck bass looks like a bass (haha get it? A bass, like a fish.. Ja feel?). @CommonWhiteGirI

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I have been born. And for a guy who hates warm dark places and the word "moist" I was not a fan of the womb