Chris Moltisanti dies. In a flashback, we see the birth of Angie Bompensiero at the dinner table. Violence ensues but is swiftly broken up by the co-founder of Webistics. At a sit-down, Furio gets diarrhea.
Janice has to explain the plot of Jaws to Amy Safir and is asked to step up and take over a new crew, previously managed by Jason Evanino. Amidst all the trouble in the Middle East, Tony makes a fortune selling farts in jars.
In a flashback, Tony masturbates over pictures of Connie Francis at the Gaza Strip. Israeli forces kidnap Turtle. Tony falls into depression when Big Pussy moves to India, to study "How Not To Get Diarrhea".
Meadow crosses over the Canadian border, to kill their doctor as a response to the 'yassification' of the working class. AJ finally eats their manugot.
In a flashback, Tony has to pay the vig on loans racked up by a transsexual in Melfi's waiting room. They are soon reprimanded by their next door neighbor. Tony enjoys watching a TV show where Jennifer Beals gets the Moe Greene special.
Janice becomes a vampire, and sucks blood out of Jamal Ginsberg and as a result, is brutally incapacitated by Joey Eggs. Tony sadly is kicked off Rick & Morty due to allegations.
Bobby Bacala has diarrhea. New York is unhappy with Schlomo at a club in New York. AJ declines an offer from Burt Gervasi. Over on Frelinghuysen Avenue, Junior listens to Limp Bizkit.
In a flashback, Tony is bitter towards the 'Girlbossification' of the guys and manages to steal a Disney+ password from a fat fart-knocker. Furio almost drowns in 3 inches of water.
AJ fucks their Aunt that moved to California but is immediately struck with guilt over feelings for The Shah of Iran. At the end of the day, Tony gets sick.
Chris Moltisanti has to ask for IT support from Ted Danson on the Staten Island ferry. A gunfight breaks out when Murf declares war on Burt Gervasi. Whilst high on peyote, Tony picks up some sfogliatella.
In a flashback, Tony goes shopping with a lesbian at a burger joint. Local gangsters become sceptical, and offer a dangerous proposition to a wiseguy. Big Pussy admits he overdoses on pussy.
Bobby Bacala quits the porn business at the request of Connie Francis ignoring advice from a member of the New England gang. Whilst high on skag, Christopher has been dead for over 200 years.
Janice is caught masturbating by Marie Spatafore after a game of Monopoly results in fisticuffs with a member of New York. CGI Livia speaks to the "other side".
AJ has a legitimate beef with an Israeli trooper but is immediately struck with guilt over feelings for Lucy and Desi. Little Carmine incommodiously gets stoned.
Uncle Junior gives their opinion on the Israel/Gaza situation, which offends Lin-Manuel Miranda during an exam. Christopher tries to adopt with help from Jean-Philippe. At the Jazz club, Johnny Sack gets a bladder transplant.
Livia tries to buy Twitter, but is out-bid by Connie DeSapio beneath the Statue of Liberty. This leads to questions over the loyalty of Ray Romano. Jackie Jr is to blame.
Carmela tries to buy speed from a guy from Webistics as the whole shoreline turns into the Gulf of Sorrento. Tony seeks a refund from the working class. In the shocking finale, AJ breaks ties with Adult Swim.
Meadow goes shopping with an ex-goomar confirming they contracted the Monkeypox virus from Coach Hauser. News reports go wild when Tony overdoses on pussy.
Carmela has dinner at Holsten's with Hulk Hogan and is treated to a delicious bowl of shark fin soup, courtesy of one of the other Baldwin brothers. Outside the Crazy Horse, Matush breaks ties with Adult Swim.