bruh

can finally shitpost my thoughts somewhere

[RIAMUS @Riamus01]

Actual art

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kylian Mbappé is one goal away from tying Lionel Messi as the top goalscorer in World Cup history. (19)

[Orb 🍵👧 🔎 🚃🐑 @stroorb]

Im crying she’s so pretty😭

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

you’re either having sex with me or you’re having sex against me

[jaycee @jayceepxrez]

OG Anunoby vs Kawhi Leonard in the 2027 ECF

[@redaction @redaction]

They shut off the extradimensional demon stargate. Your life will now tangibly improve for no apparent reason at all. You have until 2030.

[iris! 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisketball]

lebron james has announced that he will be entering free agency. kawhi leonard has just been traded to the raptors for a midrange specialist small forward. the year, somehow, is 2026

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[coop @LocalLegendCoop]

Kobe wanted to join the Spurs in ‘07.

Demanded a trade. Publicly.

[Indra @IndraVahan]

my job used to be turning raw data into actionable insights then AI happened and now it turns raw data into questionable insights

[JIRⱯCHI 🇨🇦 🇲🇽🇬🇱 @writcertiorari]

I’d be shocked if you told me this 10 hours ago

[Notorious @thenotorious617]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through Twitter after Shams breaks a blockbuster superstar trade?

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Bron not bigger than movie night. He better get this settled before 830pm or wait until tomorrow.

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[🇿🇦Denver🇵🇸 @doubledworth]

Steph will be 39
Lebron will be 42
Draymond will be 37
Al Horford will be 40

Sign me up

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Like I keep telling y’all:

a. Things are still getting worse, but they’re getting worse more slowly
b. They’re still winning, but they’re winning less often
c. We’ve passed an inflection point, and our optimism should intensify accordingly!

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Here’s how I would fix soccer:

1. No goalies. Let’s have a high scoring game

2. Too many guys on the field. Make it 5v5

3. Shrink the goals, put them 10 feet in the air

4. Shrink the field

5. Play on hardwood, not grass

6. You can use your hands

7. Goals are worth 2 points

[디짐Dizim @googoogaga733]

I’m not even from brazil i just needed an excuse to draw her

[. @Herrojuku]

Boston getting a feel for what it’s like to have media devalue your assets … and they do not like it one bit 😭

[s. ☽☾ @BlS3XUALlSM]

so planting trees does more than just provide shade it actively lowers temperatures and they act as carbon sinks. we need to plant trees AND lower fossil fuel emissions.