Brandon Johnson 🦉🌈

28. I have all the qualities of a house wife. Friendly and shy describes me well. Lover of all things cats. Emoji lover. Passionate about mental health.

[Brandon Johnson 🦉🌈 @randombrandon96]

Pictures of the car wash & valeting I done for my friend @pooket2002. OUTSIDE

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If only cats actually helped put the laundry away instead of sleeping on it and looking incredibly cute... 🤔 #CatsOnTwitter #Laudry

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@braders_101 I'd let you judge me 😏

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@mjgamson Safe to say no Fri night Chinese for me. I've also broken a mirror in the past. Snapped airer? I use a tumble dryer for my smalls.👙 😂 Hang up on door frame rest.

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@mjgamson I'm glad I'm not the only one recently a victim of fraud. Firstly, I had a credit card opened in my name, @CapitalOne just 🚫it. Then on Fri, I went to pull out cash, declined, checked my bank and my debit card had been frauded. I nearly had a breakdown in Morrisons car park! 😂

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@braders_101 100%. She wants all that jizz and cunt juice. 💦

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@colin_mercer Those muffins are the bomb 👌🏻

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@Nappied28 Try https://t.co/Vx7uUNK0Z8 There's some good, longer videos there. 6 minutes plus. There's one on my bookmarks that's 23 minutes long. 😘

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@camp_ben Just less fluffier! 😂

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@Aaron_787 Hugs! 🤗

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@colin_mercer 👀

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@colin_mercer Is that photo shopped? 😂

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@aarongspot27 Enjoy! 😊

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@aarongspot27 Oooo where you off too?

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@KarenUnrue I often forget where my mind is, Karen let alone my teeth 😂 Such a inspirational, kind and supportive human being like you, would only be right to deserve such kindness and support back. Glad you're taking me time. Best wishes. ❤️

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@peter4077 If you find out how let me know 😅

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@RobCruick89 She loves you too. ❤️

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@braders_101 Straight down to da balls! ⚽⚽

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@yelnats_eel 😂😂😂

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@DJNSussex Aren't you you used to being on all fours?

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@RobCruick89 How is your memory so good? I can't remember what day we're on most days, let alone anything else. 😅