Becky Zak

'Funny Stuff'-Some guy I asked. Brit in LA making silly content on YouTube and the genera world wide web Instagram @becky_s_zak

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The most challenging part of a workout is getting out of my sports bra

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This post did not age well

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The craziest thing about this pandemic is that everyone seems to casually own a bandanna #DIYMasks

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Them: Must be nice doing quarantine with your boyfriend!

Me: This is how he replaced the toilet paper.

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Netflix: Hey! Do you like tigers?

Me: Oh man, who doesn’t!

Netflix: Cool! How about people that own tigers?

Me: well, I’ve never really thought abou-

Netflix: SADDLE UP FOR THE FUCKED UP BINGE WATCH OF YOUR WHOLE GOD DAMN MF LIFE!!!

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A VERY important message

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#TigerKing is quarantine’s #loveisblind : discuss....

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Wondered if I could still see friends by going to the supermarket at the same time and talking through the aisles. Then I realized we’re in the FUCKING HAND MAID’S TALE.

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Completing self-isolation & realizing I have to bathe and socialize again

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No one warns women that adulting is mostly just running out of shit and battling UTIs

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People that have the typing sound enabled on their phone are a special kind of psychopath

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Me:
ARE YOU A SOFTWARE UPDATE? COZ I’LL TOTALLY DO YOU LATER! 😉 💻 👍🏻🥴

Date:

Me:
I’ll see myself out...

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Some people think my cat is possessed by the demon spirit of satan but I just don’t see it...

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When it comes to difficult breakups, you cannot find true closure until you’ve humiliated yourself to your fullest potential

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Been staring at these for 15 minutes trying to see anything but baby urinals:

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Today we celebrate Will Smith and how for yet another year, we are safe from the aliens #IndependeceDay

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What’s all this noise about kids playing UNO rn? Like, are they playing it ironically? Is it somehow connected to Fortnite? I’m not buying that they’re actually just playing a card game. They’re up to something. #suspiciousadult

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Handmaid’s Tale would be 1/2 the length if they cut out all the slow zooms into June’s one expression

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The old white men criminalizing abortion should be banned from masturbating as they’re wiping out MILLIONS of potential HEARTBEATS everytime they jizz in their golf socks

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Me: I only use Twitter to make memes for Instagram

Twitter: I only use you to build a company worth over $4.4 billion

Me: Damn