Jessie Evans

Random mass confusion served cold. -Mrs.Evans 8/22/15 -My own biggest fan. -Twisted humor.

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@FrankLemonjello "Full bush!? Ain't no man gonna tell me how to live my life!"

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

Today is the day I have come to the realization, that I love skeeball WAY more than the idea of having children. #Skeeball #OwnBiggestFan

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@FrankLemonjello 😮

[Jonathan Coulton @jonathancoulton]

I have a new album. It's called "Some Guys" and it's covers of 70s soft rock songs that sound exactly like the originals. Release in late March, but you can pre-order through the Kickstarter right now:

https://t.co/Qwh4rsmPhF

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

I have been smoking cigerettes since I was 16, never have I asked a random stranger for a smoke. #DontBeABum #SupportYourOwnHabit #FuckYall

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

"Tyler! I could tell you my burdens but, I don't wanna have a peanut butter melt down." #PeanutButterMeltDown #LifesHard

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@franklemojello Eat a biscuit in the morning, you'll be fine. I once seen a biscuit save a mother fuckers life. #Truth #TheMoreYouKnow

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

I swear the bell ringing is going to drive me mad. I hate this holiday. 🎄👎 #OverIt

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

For a moment, just take a step back and understand someone else's shoes. #CommonGround #Strugglin #RidinTheTripOfLife
#ThinkWithYourHeart ❤

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@FrankLemonjello The chicken giveth and he taketh away. 🐔 #HumbleYoSelf #Strugglin #WeGetBy

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

-Me "I feel like I'm gonna fail at life. @FrankLemonjello "Everything sucks, and it's all real bad." #Agreed #DamnIt

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A Dungeons & Dragons LEGO set that Dungeon Masters can use to create their own layouts and scenarios may soon become a reality.

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@FrankLemonjello https://t.co/U0VHxhiLzK

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

https://t.co/olSO02tUtp

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

Y'all justifying the ban, keeping out terrorist. What bothers me is after all this time, you don't believe 9/11 was an inside job. #Fools

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

My favorite part of being married is laying in bed while my husband pops off squeakers & burns my eyes. #Sarcasm

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

Customers are literally the worst type of people. I hate you. #Bills #KeepCalm #YoureAnAsshole #💵🙆👭

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

3am confession. Yes, I do love raw biscuit dough. #IKeepsItReal #IAintNeverScared #IDoWhatIWant #💵🙆👭

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

@AlishaCBarnett Totally, I'm down. 🚂#AllAboard #Adventure #TootToot

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

Trying to get one of my cats to go into work for me. My efforts are futile. #LazyFucks #NoAppreciation

[Jessie Evans @RandomChaotic37]

Wtf is this shit? That picture makes me feel awkward. 😦 https://t.co/4vlsliR6a5

[Catholic News Service @CatholicNewsSvc]

PHOTOS from tonight's Christmas Eve Mass with #PopeFrancis (CNS/Paul Haring) More on our Facebook page: https://t.co/2bU3eyWwXj