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spam artist

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what if you started dating someone and months into the relationship you figured out they are the person that’s writing 7 paragraphs on linkedin about how to never stop grinding

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ben stiller best role

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zoolander is goated

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@mrsgorg9268168 reserving my divvy scooter

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@mrsgorg9268168 babe come over

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if i order a breakfast sandwich and the egg comes out as a square just know im going to be pissed

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@gaybutsmart07 I thought I saw u at the gas station the other day… Congrats Woke 👏👏👏

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airpods are like vapes, cords are like cigarettes

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@gaybutsmart07 @mrsgorg9268168 get her.

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if it’s a fools spring then honey i’m a court jester

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I’m 5 minutes away from booking a backpacking trip… i don’t even like being outside like that and i also have never packed a suitcase that has weighed under 40 pounds.

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i lowkey love tie dye is that problematic

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@mrsgorg9268168 Can we go to cousins

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@coquettenft_ 😂😂😂

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@coquettenft_ whore members

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guys being FR, barack and michelle obama are in pitch perfect 2

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fuck

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i banished harry styles with
my mind and a lot of yall aren’t ready to talk about that

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I appreciate my friend natalie because she invites me to yoga every week knowing i will say no but still invites me anyways 💕

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@mrsgorg9268168 omfg

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Did summer house influence the rosé popularity of 2017 and cause a spike in rosé all day culture?