Randome tweets

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In trouble? Take your clothes off, sex is always the solution.

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I like turtles

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99% of people saying that they want to fuck Harry Styles won't do it. Rt if you would.

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I just made that last tweet up

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78% of the people who's reading this have no pants on

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Odontophobia is fear of teeth.

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It's impossible to lick your own elbow.
80% of you tried licking your elbow right now.