Luke

A little too Tall,A little too Skinny and A lot too Stupid..Coursework Dodging, Hair Faffing, Music Loving Weirdo.

[Angel @SheAintNoAngel]

The reason I left Facebook! Far too much weather and bullshit 🙈🙉🙊

[Angel @SheAintNoAngel]

Talking to the girls last night about cutting my hair and Becky says 'bitch u can't do Miley hair, your big ass ears would pick up signals'

[Angel @SheAintNoAngel]

Btw the baby I was requesting in my belly is a plate of mixed grill and NOT a real baby! sorry guys no impregnating required thanks 😉

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MartinHeath1 I wish he cared about me way he cares about Matty. I'm not going to the crown but don't worry bout me I know my way around ere

[Coach_Garcia @_Coach_Garcia_]

No hand to hold, no smile to admire, no lips to kiss.No one to protect or be loyal to.No one to be in love with you. Just alone... #Lonely

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MartinHeath1 meant to say even tho mum didn't

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MartinHeath1 I've given up on them jay is welcome to them but I've had enough,dad said he cared even tho didn't but he didn't really did he

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MartinHeath1 thanks that means a lot

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MedicJayUK I hate you for taking away everything that should have been mine but fuck it, you won .. You are welcome to it all,

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MartinHeath1 thanks for being the one person who always at least tried to understand. I wish my dad was more like you.Can we keep In Touch?

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@JellyBabyGeorge @VixenHeath I wish things were still like the day you sent me this tweet Jelly xx

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Suarez offered anger management by the PFA! Are they having a Laugh? I'm an angry bastard, but I don't randomly bite people. #HungryNotAngry

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Did I really hear that correctly...? Guinea Pig burgers !! Interesting but somehow I don't think my kids would be very enthusiastic

[Magdalena @MissMagdaMoo]

I guess its time to get out of bed, Take the weekend firmly by the balls and have a long hard suck on the tits of Saturday.

[Luke @RandomFecker]

@MissMagdaMoo Good morning beautiful, Hows you ? x

[Lucy Heath @LucyLollyPops]

I guess all good things come to an end ..But FUCK :( ..My Chemical Romance Break Up: 'Time For It To End' | Billboard http://t.co/LWjp1kkPQg

[Trinity @TrinyDisaster]

@LucyLollyPops .YAY my luce is here ..Lubs ya little lollys

[Oli Merrick @PsychOliver]

#DancePonyDance , Prove your Worth, or you're going in the fucking Lasagne