Cynical Englishman

Once called a Heathen (Although I'm not convinced he even knew what the word meant) I'm more of a Heretic or dare I say it....Infidel #ProudBrit #Opinionated

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

I do love it when you lot retweet totally ridiculous peoples tweets, makes my breakfast time more interesting :)

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Scanning down the time line this morning and thinking 'what a bunch of twats'

[Gary Pepworth is on Bluesky @garypepworth]

"In the Christian calendar what is the day before Good Friday?" Contestant, "Tuesday". #DumbBritain #TippingPoint

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Queen's Portrait Defaced At Westminster Abbey http://t.co/vbYKkHmsa9

[Liberty Adder @LibertAdder]

...and with regard to my previous comment on conspiracy theories, might I add: Wibble.

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Respect to @MartinHeath1 who is Bringing up another mans daughter,and providing for her while her 'Father' earns money but refuses to help

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Lets not talk about scum, life is too short to indulge in the ego stroking of the common unwashed waster

[Del @irv00]

Defacing a portrait of the Queen isn't going to help #fathersforjustice
You dick...... Bring back flogging!!

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

dont even get me started on those who refuse to pay for their children when the rest of us do.. I personally know at least one (no names)

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

More tax payers money will be wasted now because of #FathersForJustice vandal, bit like the money used to chase non paying absent parents

[Ben 'Jacko' Jackson @B3NJ4MM1N]

Tell someone how much you love them and how special they are to you... do it today, as tomorrow may be too late #JackosThoughtForToday

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

@B3NJ4MM1N @DaisysMumUK congratulations

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

“@ChuckDamnNorris: And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math.."" And then the British said "Put the bloody S back on the end of Maths "

[Chris Parker @chris10parker]

@thankusoldier this makes me mad… nothing wrong with patriotism

[God @medaGod]

Stop asking Me about the particle, alright? I don't want to talk about it. That particle is dead to me. Dead! I HAVE NO PARTICLE!!!

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

“@fpm919: Cute Baby Blue Frog http://t.co/2NQ6qNE26D” that is the colour I want to paint my bathroom, so I need to ask for blue frog colour?

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

“@Jeanniefully: #BearGrylls http://t.co/vdGyPbdqUX” .. And falling off waterfalls, out of trees, eating bugs and making really cool rafts, 🙈

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

.@B3NJ4MM1N yes she is indeed a whole different kind of bonkers. Say hello to your old man for me

[Ivor Grumble @IvorGrumble]

Oh right. So George Michael 'fell out of the car'. As you do, on the M1 http://t.co/d1UQzXuvQX via @MailOnline

[Cynical Englishman @CynicalHeathen]

Saved by emergency kitty, rant Over .... Until I find something else to be pissed off at “@EmrgencyKittens: http://t.co/sLsZaGBoNV”