dude 👽

you can’t beat me

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

https://t.co/3WB5Hadpo6

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

imagine adding a Ronaldo clip to this edit

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this gotta be the most unpredictable edit i’ve seen 😭🔥

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Texted trouble that you are in trouble 😂😂

[Chimaforkeeps🧘🏾☮️ @Chimaforkeeps]

How I escaped this today is quite fascinating
One can never be too careful but sometimes if you’re observant you might see the signs

Went to pick a waybill this evening, on my way coming back I took a wrong bus and this is how it happened, normally I only take bus at the bus stop because for you to load there it means you’re part of the union, this helps reduce the chance of entering one chance.

But this evening I was in a rush , just wanted to get home, I got to the bus stop and the bus loading was empty and that road isn’t really a busy road in the evening so I thought it will take time to load , so I saw a bus turning I just thought to enter since it’s empty but it wasn’t stopping to load
I entered and was alone, somehow I looked back and I saw clothes , toothpaste and brush and other house stuffs in the car, I didn’t think it deep, few minutes later the bus stopped to pick a young girl, the driver didn’t ask her where she was going and when she entered they looked at each other and it felt like they commited with eyes, I became uncomfortable and vigilant, the road was lonely bus there’s a bus stop ahead and I know there’s a cross junction there with no roundabout or flyover so there’s always traffic that became my escape route
But the driver stopped to pick a guy, immediately he entered I felt goosebumps all over me, texted my babe to monitor my location from her ends
When the guy entered , the girl passed something to him but I don’t know what that was, I really needed to act clueless so they don’t suspect I clocked it , I was on AirPod so I started playing music and was singling out and scrolling on twitter, did all this for them to think I’m distracted and we were closer to the bus stop and after that bus stop is also a dry road

I knew I’d drop at the next bus stop but I didn’t announce it and all along this driver refused to pick any other person , another red flag

We got to the junction and there was traffic as usual I told him to drop me, my plan was if they refused I will drag the starring with him while screaming to get people’s attention, he hissed and said “I thought you’re going to….”
I told him no while coming down , asked how much and he drove off with speed without collecting money , i literally wanted to delay when bringing out money until the traffic light turned red so I can get people’s attention and they catch them but he knew I clocked them already hence why he drove off and beat the traffic

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

“the guy I’ve been dating” not “my boyfriend”

[Queeneth @Queeneth01olx]

I was rambling about my stressful day to the guy I've been dating, and mid sentence, I caught him typing on his phone under the table. I felt that familiar sting of rejection. I thought he was ignoring me.

​What I actually found on his screen completely broke me 😭

​For context, we’ve been seeing each other for about a month.

He’s an engineer very sweet, very logical, but a little quiet.

​When I stopped talking and asked, "Do you need to answer a work email?" trying not to sound annoyed, he looked up, genuinely panicked.

​"No! No, I'm so sorry, I was just jotting something down."

​He placed his phone face down, but I caught a glimpse of the Notes app. I immediately assumed the worst.

I thought he was keeping a tally of my red flags, or texting a buddy to come save him from the girl who talks too much.

​Fast forward to that evening. We were at my apartment watching a movie, and he got up to grab us some water.

He left his phone on the couch arm. The screen lit up with a spam notification, and his Notes app was still open.

​I’m not a snooper, but my curiosity totally got the best of me. I leaned over to look.

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

There’s this stage of life where you can afford owning (using) a car but can’t yet afford buying a car. That’s my stage now.

Dear Car, it’s time, come home.

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Two interior angles equals one exterior but not 60 + 60, instead, 60 + 45 =105

[👑Beno10 @Beno10_MFC]

Only minds with 150+ IQ can answer this question. Don't use calculators... among others.
Can you find the missing angle?

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

x = 17

[Isa 🇺🇸🦋 @_isa_2210]

99.99% Will Get This Wrong..

Can you solve it without using a calculator??

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

@_Aria_2210 X = 49

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

12/3=4

[🏴 @Dussyme]

Only for mathematicians geniuses

Can you solve it without using calculator..

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

I know you guys don’t care but y’all my bed is so bigggggg I love it

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

just open the toaster bum

[Softboy @softboywin]

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

mile 12 or mile 2?

[mile @alwayscrr]

passo mal que toda foto dele se torna icônica sem esforço, como pode

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

mile 12?

[mile @alwayscrr]

passo mal que toda foto dele se torna icônica sem esforço, como pode

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Never let anyone manipulate you. Do to others what they do to you.

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Please, advice us

[Ustey @manus0024]

If her photos go viral, her family would buy her a new phone. That was the agreement.

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Cranuburg?

[Enola💵 @Ataijesa]

Ever wonder who built the wall in Castle Black that keeps out white walkers?

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

When I no dey do graduate trainee program

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

A talking stage that makes you Google the meaning of words before replying>>>>

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Eba

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes and Vitinha ???

My country is the favorite to win the World Cup 🇵🇹🏆

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

A car

[AndyJnr ° Umaru  @AndyjnrUmaru]

Please Mention just one thing you really want so well but due to funds, you can't afford it. Someone might surprise you today in the comments.

A closed mouth is a closed destiny. 🤲🏾🤷‍♀️🥺

[dude 👽 @randomfolk888]

Ronaldo has more aura than Batman

[tonikroosfangirl @RittikaDe]

Tell me I'm not the only one who saw it.