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Tricking sand to do math, Principal Infrastructure Engineer @SalesforceEng. BLM. Other views expressed here are not necessarily those of my employer.

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@alicegoldfuss I hope parallel universe us hopes we're ok

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@candyyueliu With a camera, y'all aren't seeing meta getting their stuff labelled pervert glasses I take it

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@XavierRiveraX @dak_1001 Except I can put passkeys into 1Password?

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@maxclark @mikejulian @HubSpot 🙃

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@WassymBensaid so far every attempt to get rid of CarPlay and buttons in cars has backfired, I really hope those ideas go the way of piano black.

(If you never had CarPlay that's a different issue but search for your product and CarPlay for an idea)

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@_cat_turner To be fair, that's what everyone else would've done too

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CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem.
Two problems, actually.

One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired.

Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be.

You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner.

The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke.
The AI just invoices you for the outage.

And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about.

To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game.

You didn’t hire a replacement.
You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own.

Enjoy.

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@ZoidCTF @georgebsocial What a jerk, later on goes to tell people that they shouldn't burn their money either. Tries to tell people what to do with their time _and_ with their own money. lol!

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@Dan16676935420 @koin69 Here you go telling people what to do with their free time and with their money, what an asshole.

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@NewoGame @ZoidCTF Or a weasel, or a couple of other evolutionary paths.

My G70 was parked beside a BMW a few years back and I had trouble telling them apart because aerodynamics and fuel economy requirements(apart from just common design language) was forcing certain things like teardrop designs

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@NewoGame @ZoidCTF Crabification + battery packs, plus someone making giant windshields fashionable, along with wind resistance mattering more in an EV?

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I think someone overloaded the 9 o'clock gun, wow

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@kcosr I just paniced

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@johnboxall @Cloudflare Is there another provider you could use that isn't hiding very evil people that has less obtuse docs?

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@IRA_Darth_Aggie @reprise_99 I just never get to say defenstrate :(

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@brendonjwilson That's too obvious and you could capture the QR codes on a recording, lacks plausible deniability.

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@brendonjwilson Oh, sorry, this is a theorized thing for exfil through submarine hulls or faraday cages 😅

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@IRA_Darth_Aggie @reprise_99 Ah defenestration

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@reprise_99 (Specifically just curious if you tested it, because it would be hilarious)

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@reprise_99 Punicode in DNS won't allow emoji though? Did you test this?