elizabeth walsh

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/Oakm1drNJT

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/3herRfRPmw

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/lyX6eM8YYq Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/YYVznX7hvX Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/aqE3I1pGc2 Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/KO2ln7QdxW Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/sOvTxoZAqQ How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/9IHI5vX36I

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/lTu0FUVO60

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/z76ax3l4Ub

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/XFKQ8f4oYj

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/G30BaMMm1k Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/bAKz1IRgP1

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/Z2TLpfG4pk How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/VVDe84ZHDX Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/I1TfqUmdKC

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/eYJ4GlvLTv

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/EwXvYvcCuU Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/K7pKpoLKpZ I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[elizabeth walsh @randomgoth]

http://t.co/HGMeJceHHr Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.