Definitelyarealperson

I am definitely a person who is real and exists.

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

@NicoRobin_XYZ Mouse.

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

Just learned that like 1 in 6 of the people in my generation just, don't work. Makes sense. The world is getting to the part where even if one were to pull on their bootstraps so hard that they flew into space, it wouldn't be high enough to get by.

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

Fuck it I'm making a tulpa of myself.
I need to talk to someone who understands me but also isn't a bitch, insane, or my mom.

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

Had a really scary nightmare during my mid-day nap that convinced me to just pivot to a black templars successor chapter instead of picking up a whole different game. here's an unpainted Emperor's champion.

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

Less than an hour to go.

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@SHORTlRICAN 44 x 32.

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@shaboingboing32 I'd devour it in one bite and demand another.
One must always grab fate by the nuts if they are to twist it to their wants.

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They just wiped out firstborn, Warhammer40k has gone fubar. I'm going back to Brikwars.

det bedste er ikke for godt

[Definitelyarealperson @randomguy222516]

Trying to build a hive city in Minecraft. The plan is to make several pyramids, and then build even more stuff on top of them until there's at least two hundred villagers inside of the mega structure.

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@vexmlk I used to like the store brand whole wheat my local Safeway made, but then they moved production of it to California, and now I have to use the locally made French bread because it's what tastes closest.

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@areheon I like Klang. and Kling. and also Klinklang. They're just funny little guys who are literally just gears.
I also like saying "Kling-Klang Klinklang" over and over and over again. It's very fun.

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@heykizuna Wine
Friend
yay
I been wanting to try wine :D

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My mom just told me that I am now the family breadwinner.

Dude I make 500 bucks a month. We are so fucked.

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@CirocularR @wii_wic Acording to the comics, no soul. It was surgically implanted in Medic. But I like to think it was purple, because in game and in the comics, he pushes forward relentlessly, and perseveres at any cost.

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@TacoGal These are great! But, all I could think of when I saw the first pic is the Ifunny logo and it is the most hilarious thing in the world to me.

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Saw a cool deltarune soul test thingamajig on the TL. It's pretty cool. idk how I'm leaning towards every virtue at once.

Here's a link.
https://t.co/FwnEGcq8R8

[Quote @CisHetVessel]

gn

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They've announced Fnaf world 2.

I might actually buy a fnaf game instead of playing them on sketchy kid's game sites from the early 2010s

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Last straw was yesterday. She called CPS on us because my mom drove through a drive-thru, glanced over her shoulder to check if there was a car behind her, and my sister was, just, in the general direction my mom glanced in. This is the fifth report my sister has made like this.

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I hate my looney troon lunatic schizo bitch of a sister. I'm so fucking pissed that I wont use her preferred pronouns, on purpose.
I should have known to prep for the worst when she changed her name and married into a polycule with a russian and a dude skinnier than a flag pole.

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She married the dude twice and then dropped him because the polycule was "excluding her" but I think it was because it just wasn't centered around her. I am not kidding, I helped set up both weddings. They were great but increasingly red flags.