Robert Sanchez

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

When I worked in retail.. I would wonder “why would anyone buy another person a deodorant or deodorant set for Xmas?”
This year I have a Disney annual pass.
I now understand

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_ LP?

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_ 😂

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_ Is it confirmed?

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_ Rectum

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@hitRECordJoe @SethMacFarlane Weird flex but okay

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@historyinmemes Yet says nothing when he sees kids getting trampled at his shows?

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@cAbAyzA @tonerrr_ Should’ve pre gamed w ya boi

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@cAbAyzA Too bad they probably got dusty

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

Shout out to the frogs that were affected by chemtrails. It’s yo month.

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tonerrr_ I side with Guy at the door

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

Go out and enjoy downtown Los Angeles these next two weekends. Take advantage of the lame Coachella people not being around

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

The best good luck charm in Vegas is when a lil Philippino lady is just eyeing your slot machine and waiting for you to leave it to swoop in

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@ExhaustedBoba @nbcsnl @NBCAsianAmerica Bet you’ll be tuning in though

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@theAudioKarate finally listened to No Knife

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

I need one of them biscuits Mr. Moonk had.
#FARGO

[Robert Sanchez @randomjerk138]

@tomdelonge I would have dishonorably discharged