Randomlifeofdad

Stay-at-home Dad , semi-professional toddler wrangler, MTG player and blogger of my random life.

[Achroma @achromacards]

Achroma Realm Box prototypes have arrived! These are our two player starter sets #achromagame

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Getting to that time of year again

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[TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad]

The 5 stages of dealing w/ toddler tantrums

Denial (Try ignoring negative behavior)

Anger (exasperated yelling)

Bargaining (bribes)

Depression (shame eating 9 Reese’s Cups while contemplating how you’ve failed as a parent)

Acceptance (decide its not a big deal & give in)

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@tots100 Yep

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This owl was not happy with the 3yo taking his photo.

[101 Training @the101training]

An Open Letter For When Your Baby Starts School — via @brummymummyof2

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#StartingSchool #FirstDay #FirstDayofSchool #Parenting #PBloggers

[Sean McCammon @TheAutismDada]

New post (Daddy, I need an Xbox One) has been published on The Autism DaDa - https://t.co/Qkht3EpxDe

[Bryony - Perfectly Imperfect @BryonyAshaw]

Having fun drawing with #mystabilo Been trying #MyBassettsVits
#blogpost on it! @STABILOUK https://t.co/j3oxJPFVwG

Top parenting hack for the summer - remember they'll eat when they're hungry and if they don't eat it leave them to it. Sick of feeding the bin #WednesdayWisdom

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

I HATE glitter.

5yo spills a load of it on my work bag. She gets upset.

Me: It’s ok (lie), it’s not much (big lie), it will easily come off (bigger lie), people at work will be super jealous (enormous lie).

5yo: Haha. Let’s put more on!

Pours more on my bag.

Me:

[Randomlifeofdad @randomlifeofdad]

Why does the boy find every toy that makes a noise when i need him to be quite.

Pregnant mummy needs sleep.

Solution: systematically remove all batteries from toys.

#parenting #dadlife #quiettime

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3yo: I give you cuddle, you get my biscuit.

Me: cuddle first

3yo: no daddy biscuit first

#Parenting #toddler #negotiation

[Randomlifeofdad @randomlifeofdad]

3am in the morning and the Boy is coughing, give him some water and settle him down with a cuddle.

I wake up at 6am in his bed still cuddling.

So today I will be suffering with a bad back and lack of sleep but wouldn't change it for the world.

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@TrackPartyUK He's 3 and has me acting like a madman most of the day.

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The Boy has built a bridge out of the sofa cushions and the floor is now a river with Crocodiles in it. So for the last 10 mins I have been fighting with an imaginary Crocodile to the sound of laughter from the Boy.

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