Kate D

Ranting. Raving. Random. I believe in the Church of Baseball

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Best. Anthem. Ever.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

@hailey_salvian Can confirm.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Cover Me Up

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

If you haven’t watched Bad Sisters yet, you should.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Somehow it hurts more coming from Stephen King.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

@terryryan20 It was my fault. I’m at the game and got up to go to the bathroom.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

@elleveetee I got a drink refill too. I can fix it!

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Sorry, guys. I peed.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Just your yearly reminder that we got Teo for 16.2 Liriano innings.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

I have to pee so bad but I’m worried it would be bad luck. I’m gonna have to pee my pants for this team, aren’t I?

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Runs, please.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Awful lot of empty seats in here 10 minutes before first pitch

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

@emilydawnlove I work in benefits and actually just put through a claim for it last week, but you're right. A lot of plans don't cover it.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Why do camping equipment bags have to be so small?
It’s 40 degrees outside, you desperately need a shower, and you just slept on the ground. Now have fun forcing sleeping bags, air mattress, and tents into impossibly tiny bags before you can leave!

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

1. I don’t want your fucking card, assholes.
2. It stuck to my windshield.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

No matter how many different neighbours come and go, it’s always a guarantee that one of them will have an annoying, yippy dog named Coco.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Mother's Day can be a tough one for so many reasons. Thinking of those who are struggling today.

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

So sad to hear this. Get well soon, Buck

[Sportsnet PR @SportsnetPR]

A message from Buck Martinez

[Kate D @randomly_kate]

Dude in front of me at the dollarstore just shoved his hand down his pants, into his gitch, to adjust his junk.

And no, it wasn't Reese.